Что же Сэнди?
ЧТо же Сэнди ?
Аи дори, ай дори!
Что же Сэнди?
What do you want?
I got some good reviews.
Yes, the article was successful.
Over time, you'll learn to write just like me.
But personally, I'm not going to write an article
about new cleaning agents
that are used in school toilets.
I don't want that.
Yes, because the smell there doesn't get better,
especially after Lika and Licha.
Oh, I'm so sorry that last month
I missed an excursion to the editorial office
of a reporter from Gekko.
I could meet the editor and make a good impression.
I don't think they'll invite us in the near future.
And it's all because of Andy.
All the material from the editorial offices
immediately goes to the printing house,
where the newspapers are printed.
Excuse me, sir.
Can you give me a five?
I'd like to drink juice from a machine.
Of course. One minute.
What's that?
Sir.
I need a little something.
And leave the panties to yourself.
It's good that I wasn't there.
Oh, I have to look for other opportunities.
Perhaps I'll call the editor myself.
I'm very glad that you want to hand over an article
to one of our students.
I've been thinking about this idea for two weeks.
For this job, I need a good young reporter.
Why don't you sit down?
Well, I don't mind.
Hey, watch out.
What a nightmare.
This is my new suit.
Why is there no sign here?
How can you paint a bench and not put a sign?
I'm sorry, Earl.
Tomorrow I'll show you the list of students.
And now, if you'll excuse me...
Hello, sir.
Remember me?
This is the same guy who wears pink panties.
He doesn't wear them, he just holds them in his pocket.
And they're red, not pink.
Got it?
He even wears them a lot.
And they were pink.
Got it?
Andy Larkin, how could I forget?
I want to apologize to you for the joke
I made up last week.
Really?
Really.
Looks like the editor isn't mad at him.
Oh, is that him?
Let's sit down and I'll explain everything.
No, you can't fool me.
Hi, Andy.
Huh?
Hi, Lori.
Uh, Mr. Winters, this is Lori.
Nice to meet you, sir.
I'm the editor of the school newspaper East Gekyll.
And I'm a big fan of your reporter.
Well, that's good, Lori.
I'm glad to meet you, too.
I'd like to give you an important assignment.
But the bench is just...
Oh, my pants.
Come to my office tomorrow after school,
and we'll discuss everything.
And now, I'm sorry, but I have to run to the chemist.
The reporter is so inattentive.
Thank you, Andy.
Hey, Lori, catch this.
Finally, you came to me.
I'm just dying of boredom.
Yeah, you're welcome.
I need a sensational article about Andy Larkin, the angry hooligan.
Really?
What for?
We want to attract a young audience,
to draw their attention to those who behave without...
uh, quite strangely.
Okay.
You want me to find out about his hopes, fears, and dreams?
Am I right?
Oh, yeah, yeah.
And also, Tom, how does he treat animals?
And does he use tweezers?
Uh, what does it have to do with behavior?
I think you yourself understand that this is a secret assignment.
People like Andy act out of the blue.
And if he finds out what you're doing,
he'll find out what you're doing.
I know that very well, Andy.
I'll present to you an exhausting material.
You won't be disappointed.
Oh, I know that I won't be disappointed.
You'll see, Danny.
Lori will definitely go to the movies with me on Saturday.
There's only one movie going on right now.
Fierce Vampires, part five.
And I thought that girls like romantic movies.
Nothing is more romantic than vampires.
They're even more fierce.
Oh, my favorite sweater.
Burn with fire.
By the way, about vampires.
Hey, Jen, I didn't know that the strip was in fashion again.
It's sad, of course, but people don't look at where they sit.
Yeah, like Mr. Winders.
In my opinion, he doesn't like you enough.
He's a newspaper editor, but he lives with his eyes closed.
And you're going to open them for him, right?
That's my duty as a citizen.
Well, have you figured out how we're going to get Mr. Winders?
Not yet.
Maybe Lori, as a future journalist, will hint at me.
What's she going to put him on for?
Have you seen her?
Her lips touched this cheek.
She got into me and is ready to do anything for me.
And I wouldn't be in your shoes.
This is a special wine that I'm saving for my experiment.
That's what I need.
Oh, Mr. Larkin.
Don't tell Mom, okay, guys?
So, what are we talking about?
Oh, we were talking about Lori.
Oh, I guess she's using a special balm.
She has such soft lips.
Hey, guys.
Would you mind if we went to Andy's school together?
Of course not.
Huh?
See?
I think I need new glasses.
You know, I've never thought how much I'm attentive.
But now I have to.
Hmm.
Oh, Andy.
I didn't know that Jen terrorized you when you were a kid.
Oh, you poor thing.
She was very cruel to me.
But now I'm a real man.
Idiot without honor and conscience.
Andy!
Why is your sock in my through jeans?
I dunno, Jen.
I don't do the washing.
I guess it was just a by accident.
No.
It wasn't by accident.
Lyeкое.
If it wasn't for the milk and cookies, it would be even worse.
Too bad.
Right.
Too bad.
Perhaps it was you who terrorized Jen when je schole.
It's no time to ponder politics.
I just want to know the truth.
What are you talking about?
Nothing.
Danny said he has a lot of homework and he has to go home early.
Is that true?
No, I didn't say that.
What's wrong with your eye?
Oh, it's been six hours.
I have a lot of work to do.
See you tomorrow, okay?
Don't you think her behavior is weird?
Why?
Well, look.
She clings to every word you say.
And she records everything you say.
Any little thing.
You're right.
And I didn't notice it before.
Uh-huh.
She fell in love with me.
It was supposed to happen.
Now she's going to be my girlfriend.
Didn't you tell her you were dating?
Why would I tell her?
We're always together.
And she's in love with me, right?
I haven't figured out his motivation yet,
but I learned a lot about his family in his early childhood.
Really?
He must have been making fun of the cat.
No, but he understands people much better than you think.
But that's not what it is, you know?
But I thought you wanted to know the truth, Andy.
No, no, no.
You're right.
It's very important.
You know, next summer we're going to need a new reporter.
Oh.
And if we like your article, we're going to invite you, of course.
Oh, yes, sir.
Sometimes I forget what I'm supposed to do.
I'm sorry.
Sometimes I'm happy with your ideas,
but I can't understand why you're doing it.
Explain it to me.
Now my pass will go down in the history of school football.
Like that.
Yes.
I have a lot of reasons for that.
First of all, I want to have a little fun.
And since you're my girlfriend,
I'm going to show you a couple of jokes
so you can appreciate my genius.
You know?
What kind?
Look.
I came up with something that no one will ever think of.
Well, here you go.
Run away.
What's this?
Andy, what's this?
A compression baby.
Real, right?
He came up to me
and I coughed his pants until he had them.
But Andy, you ruined his pants!
I thought you're interested.
In theory.
I didn't want to make anyone angry.
I'm afraid it might cost you something..
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энди то ты должен купить ему ланч хотел бы но не могу я пуст ничего
страшного это взбитые сливки это ты так думаешь боюсь любовь дала трещину
она конечно расстроилась но ничего переживет поверь приятель она у меня в
руках
чего желаешь мы господин хочу пиццу или колбасой обе
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Take it. You must be hungry.
I couldn't have bought anything else. I already took lunch from him.
What a delicious steak. Thank you, Lori.
May I?
Of course.
Yes, Lori. To continue our conversation...
I have a lot of other stuff in stock.
Listen, Andy, I'm already full. So, thank you.
Women.
Yes, women.
Hey, where would you like to go on Saturday night?
Maybe we'll go to the movies?
Why do you think I'm going with you on Saturday night?
Well, I thought a couple. And couples always go somewhere, don't they?
What? You think I...
Listen, Andy, Mr. Winters really asked me to write an article.
So, I'll be busy for a few days. Don't you mind?
No.
Yes.
Well, what do you say?
Hello?
It's me, Winters. Well, how did you find out about the compromise?
No, not yet. But I understood the motivation of his behavior.
He's just a regular hooligan and crook, right?
Well, I wouldn't say that.
Listen, I need this article tonight.
Tonight? But you said...
Yes, but that's the nature of work. There's no time to waste.
You have to move around if you want to get to work.
Do you understand?
It will be done. You'll get an article at 7.
Okay.
Listen, friend, since my Saturday night is over,
we'll have to meet with the editor of one newspaper.
I thought you forgot about it since you started spending time with Lori.
Isn't that so?
Winters takes too much time. We need to distract her.
And I'll distract her. You understand?
What's that noise, Danny?
Looks like Winters is between you again.
Now there's a huge distance between you and Lori.
What the...
Look what your friend wrote.
I told you that Lori was up to something.
She sent you a note to press this article.
Andy Larkin is the most stupid and lazy thug in East Gekle.
That's very accurate.
But that's not the point.
Oh, Andy, I feel so uncomfortable in front of you.
Why are you uncomfortable, Lori?
Did you write this?
No, it's not me.
I immediately understood what he needed and started acting in a different direction.
Yes, tell me.
Here.
Read it.
What is it?
It's my article.
Huh.
Well, well.
You can't find me here.
I didn't think that Winters would disgrace my name so much.
What a professional honor.
I would never slander you or anyone else.
Listen, Lori.
You understand that this is a war.
Now this Winters will find out what it means to ride Andy Larkin.
Are you with me?
No, thanks.
I'll deal with him differently.
I'll write a public disclosure.
I'll put it in a school newspaper.
Well, that's nonsense.
But it's a good idea.
Will you give me a copy when you're done?
Of course I will.
You're right.
Winters' article is more accurate.
Now I'll make a happy life for him.
I'll declare a newspaper war for him.
Are you with me?
I'm with you until I can hold a weapon.
I think we won't need it.
Hmm.
All right.
Shh.
I'll write an honest and heartless article about some indecent citizens from Gekko.
Yes.
And you'll help me.
Oh.
Hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe.
Oh.
Ooh.
Ahh!
Ha-ha, now I understand why Lori is so into journalism.
It's a very interesting activity.
Especially our journalism.
I think everything will be ready by Saturday.
Hey, Lori, have you finished your article?
Yes.
I wouldn't be able to write like that.
Maybe you can throw it on my desk
and find that wonderful article you wrote about me.
There you go.
And have you already been able to put it on Winters?
No, of course I'm not going to approve it, but still.
It's all in its own time, dear.
It's all in its own time.
Hey, hey,
as soon as you finish the ABC operation,
we'll meet here.
I got you.
I'm fine, I'm fine.
Come on, get up.
Hey, material,
you should have sent it five minutes ago.
Open, please, the door upstairs.
Are they all locked?
Here, take the keys.
I don't have time right now.
No, my job is to clean up,
not to open the door.
Uh-huh.
I'm not worthy of him.
You're a master of pranks.
I understand that you're a genius.
It'll be interesting to see Winters' editor tomorrow morning.
And I'd like to see him right now.
Who turned off the light?
What?
Who?
Larkin!
Oh, my goodness.
Maybe you should go to a more comfortable place.
I'd like to see Jen right now.
Where's all my underwear?
Andy!
I think this will be better.
Yes.
The evil hooligan is the most capable student in East Gekle.
I see I have a journalist's grip.
I think you're lacking in technique.
Thank you for not naming my real name.
Professional honor.
Remember?
Now I'll be your fan.
Larkin, where did you get my photos?
I...
Thank you.