What's with Andy?
I'm the master trickster.
The master trickster.
What's with Andy?
I'm the prince of pranks.
The prince of pranks.
Well, everyone in town, from my folks to my buddies,
know of my unquenchable thirst for pranks.
Besides Charminory, I've got one dream of glory
to get listed in the record books.
What's with Andy?
I'm the master trickster.
The master trickster.
What's with, what's with, what's with, what's with?
I'm the prince of pranks.
Ouch.
They say that parents can become too attached to their babies.
They're wrong.
Oh, I don't understand.
How did these babies get activated?
Larkin, four points off your project score.
Sorry, Mr. Hunter.
Mr. Hutchins, I guess I was regressing.
For this project, students will be paired into parental units
to take care of these computerized babies.
When they cry, push this button.
One beep means the baby needs to be fed.
Two beeps means it needs to be changed.
Three beeps means it needs to be cuddled.
Observe.
Aww.
Now, now, little one.
Don't you, don't you, not to worry.
Good daddy's here.
Ah, ah.
Yes.
So, uh, you will use these coupons to buy baby supplies,
learn specific baby care techniques like bathing,
and finally, give an oral presentation
about some aspect of child rearing.
Now, let's get some mommies and daddies together.
Um, uh, w-w-what I-I-I mean is, uh, pair you up.
For the project, there is to be no physical contact.
To redeem yourself, Larkin,
you can help hand out the babies.
I bet you can guess who I want to be teamed up with.
And if we're lucky, Junior will be as good a prankster
as his daddy.
Mwah!
Oh, oh, oh, oh!
That's my boy.
Lori Mackney.
Oh.
And the proud father is...
Me, me, me.
Danny Pickett.
Huh?
No!
Hmm.
Oh, at least it wasn't Andy.
At least it wasn't Jervis.
We'll assign you a boy.
Congratulations.
You must be very proud.
Congratulations.
You must be very proud.
Are you a good baby?
Yes, you are.
Who's your daddy?
Ew.
Ew!
Oh, yes, I was walking in the dark.
It wasn't me.
I could get it.
Ew.
dad with a dad i hate peter lick not me not me not me not me not me not me andrew leach um yes
uh it's a girl poor child
wait a minute then i'm gonna be a dad with
life can be so cruel
it's a boy he's going to be called justice junior wanna scar him for life already eh no that's your
department because everyone knows you're going to be a deadbeat dad oh yeah and with you for a
father the kid will probably take up ballet now now boys not in front of the baby listen larkin
we don't have to like this no risk of that happening but if you goof around and blow
my grade you'll be sorry i'm alright
I'm already sorry, Pops!
Danny, my good man, just think of the pranks we can pull with these babies.
Sorry, Andy. Unfortunately, I'm not going to be side-kicking you during this project.
She's already changing you. Women do that. You've got to be strong.
Okay.
Yoo-hoo! Deary!
Ew.
At least you can rely on me to pull some fast ones.
Don't panic! Daddy's here!
Good thing Mr. Hutchins gave us diapers to get us started.
You do it, Daddy-O.
Exactly what I expected from you, Larkin.
Just how real are you?
What are these things?
That's oatmeal.
Oh, I know a Larkin's stink bomb any day of the week.
Do I deliver or what?
I've almost got everything on the shopping list except for the feeding supplies.
No thanks to you.
Mealtime. Back in a jiffy.
Oh, can't you just be quiet?
I don't think you're supposed to hold it that way.
What's your problem, Larkin?
These idiots aren't as dumb as they look.
Need help, Andy?
Ah, the perfect couple.
No thank you. The thing needs a feeding.
Don't forget to burp it after to prevent gas buildup and vomiting.
Vomiting?
Mr. Hutchins, come on.
Hmm?
Should I burp?
Why would you want to do that?
You're just telling them.
They are his friends
Gentlemen, they've got a breath of air and some mówi Brady-y.
Give it to them, quando they're ready.
Will you just unasvlagonizing?
Better-
It doesn't matter.
Here, are your Wohnburgers.
Sorry Mr. Hutchins, there's a wounding.
It'll be fine.
I'm afraid I'd better wear my gloves during our fun.
That didn't work.
I169 device.
Andy Larkin how could you prank a defenseless baby you are so immature not
like Danny and Jervis who are going to make great fathers a good thing about
this project is it'll show who's father material huh you know what Larkin
despite your efforts I'm going to prove to everyone that I'm the best daddy
around around where exactly so Laurie is impressed with fatherly qualities hey
well what Laurie wants Laurie gets you're right Jervis this project is
important and and I'm sorry for the pranks I just couldn't resist but I'm a
stronger person now please give me another chance it's not like we can get
divorced so okay I'm sure Jervis jr. would like his other daddy to feed him
for a change come on in
this will be the perfect opportunity to try out my baby feeding invention babies
need close physical contact and a usual way to get it is through breastfeeding
a problem there Jervis exactly since we dads like the
necessary female feeding equipment I got inventive care to try yeah no oh that's
Danny and Laurie I invited them over to discuss various child rearing techniques
the perfect opportunity to show what a good father I am Laurie Danny how nice
to see you very impressive it's great you'd go through so much trouble to make
sure your child is well cared for don't worry I'm through with those pranks you
should show this thing to the class you should show this thing to the class don't worry I'm through with those pranks you should show this thing to the class
from the class you should show this thing to the class you should show this thing to the class
I'd like to do the first night shift with Giurvis jr. are you sure newborns wake
up on average three times a night you're not going to get much sleep
oh I'll sleep all right
baby kept you up a night wasn't the baby it was Jervis calling every two hours to
check in
Okay. Settle down. After recess today, we will learn the proper way to give a child a bath.
Can I have a volunteer to get things prepared? Jervis and I will do it, Mr. Hutchins.
Well, I guess if Jervis is there to supervise, it'll be okay.
Why don't you get the water, Jervis? I'll set up the basins. Okay.
Do-do-do, do-do-do, slip and sliding away. Do-do-do, slippy, slippy, slippy.
Don't use too much soap. You don't want your newborn skidding across the floor.
Look at me. I'm hogging the baby. You wash, Jervis Jr.
And as you wash the babies, think about topics for your oral presentations on child rearing.
We should do ours on baby bouncy chairs. There are some serious safety issues about them.
Bouncy chairs? Sounds like something I'd like to have myself.
Not bad, if I do say so myself.
Extra points for Larkin, because he's still standing.
Now, I understand Jervis has something he'd like to show the class.
More fun to come.
As everyone knows, babies need physical contact.
Dads, that can be a challenge at feeding time, but no more.
Any takers?
Don't worry. I used them last night, and they work great.
Andy Larkin, I'm glad to see you're taking your responsibilities seriously.
Ah, a volunteer for Jervis's, um, uh, invention?
It's much cozier to feed a baby like this, since both hands can be used to hold the baby.
Not for long.
Don't worry, Jervis. That happened to me last night. Just an air bubble.
Dad, you're not kidding.
My baby! Somebody save my baby!
No!
I'm here for you, Laurie!
Two points off your score, Jervis, for using untested equipment on a baby.
Oh, what a good father you are!
Just another in a long list of my talents.
Time to interview Jo's favourite
He did what?
... a hero?
Jump off TV
Twins?
Oh, poor you.
Well...
Let me get this straight.
You want Andy to babysit your twins tonight for a couple of hours. Oh, no, I don't have to ask him
I'm sure he'd love to do it
Okay, 7 p.m. He'll be there. Goodbye mom. What are you doing? I don't want to babysit
I thought it would be good practice after all you are taking care of a baby now
It's a fake baby mom not human twins
Maybe I'm too good of a father now
Andy I just wanted to thank you again for saving my baby. It was really
Really brave of you. Ah shucks. It was nothing. Where are you going?
Babysitting twins really you certainly have changed Andrew Larkin
Hey, maybe you'd like some company. Do I even need to answer that?
Oh
Too bad. There's no button to push
That's better now, how about hey, baby, what you doing stop that?
Laurie I think we just made contact
Yep, don't need a button to explain what just happened
That's worse than a Larkin stink-bomb good thing we're trained for this now
I'm going in I don't remember if this is the boy or the girl. It's the boy
Hey, what are those things?
Patsy chairs babies love them Jervis said we were gonna do our oral on these things. He said there were safety issues
I
I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know
I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know
Is too much then the baby might slip out I'm getting that pranking feeling again
Oh, what am I thinking?
I can't pull a prank now not when Laurie and I are getting closer taking care of babies with you. It's fine Andy
I said
Oh
A man cannot deny his true nature, even for the love of his woman.
Thanks for helping, Andy.
This oral presentation is going to get us a top grade for sure.
How'd you get enough bouncy chairs?
Oh, the manufacturers were more than happy to express ship demos when I explained our class project.
I'll get Jervis Jr.
Once I rig these puppies on the bouncy chairs, it's going to be raining babies.
So, baby first aid is, you know, important.
If babies get hurt, you know, lose an arm, or if their head comes off,
duct tape works like really, really good.
Watch!
Thank you, boys. There's no need for visuals.
As you leave, please put your babies in the bouncy chairs,
which have been kindly provided by Jervis and Andy.
After recess, they'll tell us all about these intriguing devices.
Gently. We don't want any babies flipping out.
Last one.
Then all they need is a good jostle to trigger the springs.
Larkin!
What are you doing?
Um, just making sure the babies were okay, and, uh...
That's what I came to do.
I already checked. Everything's fine.
I will be the judge of that, even if everyone does think you're Mr. Perfect Dad.
I need a good grade.
Let it go!
Ow!
A dad fight! Cool!
My baby!
Oh!
Ah!
Hey, whoa, that's our baby!
Do it again!
What is the meaning of this?
I don't know. Ask Jervis. They're his bouncy chairs.
Well, there are safety issues with these chairs.
That was what my oral presentation was about.
This wasn't one of your pranks, was it, Andy?
If it was, I wouldn't tell you.
You're not the Danny I know. Being a father has changed you.
Well, if it was, good prank. Even if I don't approve.
Fifty points off Jervis.
Looks like you failed this project.
Talking about safety issues is one thing.
Demonstrating them on helpless little babies, albeit fake ones, is another.
You should have taken parenting lessons from Andy.
But, but...
Hey, wait a minute.
What's this?
There are more of those here.
These springs aren't part of the chairs.
Larkin must have rigged them to launch the babies.
Oh, I'm disappointed in you, Andy!
Whoa, get Larkin!
Gotta go!
No!
They say giving birth to a baby...
No!
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