What's with Andy?
I'm the Master Trickster!
The Master Trickster!
What's with Andy?
I'm the Prince of Pranks!
The Prince of Pranks!
Will everyone in town, from my folks to my buddies know of my unquenchable thirst for pranks?
Besides Charminory, I've got one dream of glory to get listed in the record books.
What's with Andy?
I'm the Master Trickster!
The Master Trickster!
What's with, what's with, what's with, what's with, what's with, what's with...
I'm the Prince of Pranks!
You know what I learned about showbiz?
Get back here!
I defy you, prank boy!
You defy me?
Who talks like that?
There is such a thing as being too popular.
Take right now, for instance.
I don't understand you and these bad local cable shows.
What are you talking about?
You're addicted to them.
I always thought you were mildly obsessive about them.
But dragging me here for a live taping
is without a doubt the first signs of dementia.
All right now, who's up for some live TV?
Yeah!
That's what I love to hear!
All right now!
Woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof!
Oh.
Brother, what kind of saps swallow this shtick?
Woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof!
I need a volunteer for one of tonight's acts.
Does anyone want to be part of the show?
Over here! Over here! Me, me, me, me, me!
Dementia has landed.
How sad.
Hey, I'm only doing this for any pranking opportunity that might arise.
Oh, sure.
Bing!
You know what that is?
Time to take your meds.
I think I see a hand waving over there!
Come on over and help us make some TV meds!
TV magic!
Woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof!
What's your name?
Andy Larkin.
Well, Andy Larkin, you go backstage and be part of the most magical experience of your life!
Hi. They said you need a hand with something.
A hand? Is that some kind of jab? Are you being funny?
Uh, no.
Sorry. Sorry. I'm not this funny.
Oh, you're here to replace Comer.
He sprained his wrist last night in the line of duty.
Uh, what am I supposed to do?
You're either very eager or you're playing me for a sap.
If it's the former, I like the cut of your jib.
If it's the latter, I'll nip that in the bud right now.
I, uh, don't...
What's your act, anyway?
I'm Burke!
This is Corky and Philomena!
And together...
And together, we're the O-Os!
Wow, that's really, uh...
Break! That was great, troop!
Philomena, um, I need more attitude.
I'm not getting enough... street vibe.
Congratulations, you're the yo-yo winder!
Don't let me down.
You can count on me, Burke.
Good. We can use a man like you in the troop.
Unless you're beating me like a trout on a line.
But you'll see who's the fillet.
Wow, someone's string is wound way too tight.
What?
Ow!
Oh!
Uh, oh.
Hello, and welcome to East Gackle Community Arts Television.
Okay, moving right along.
Uh, we'll have the community arts calendar in a moment, but...
First, we have a special performance.
Andy, if this was any more boring, my head would explode.
Patience, my donut-eating sidekick.
Things are about to get liberating.
What did you do?
I have with me the oh-noes.
That's oh-ohs!
Oh.
Oh!
I get it.
That's clever.
Are you making fun of me?
The oh-ohs!
Duck.
What?
No.
Oh!
My yo-yo's!
My precious yo-yo's!
That's the thing about live television.
Dance!
you never know what's gonna happen well you three hoodies or whatever you call
yourselves you'll never work in showbiz again locally that is we've done this
hundreds of times wait a minute you Andy Larkin you did this you have
defied the wrong youth group as they say in showbiz exit stage left
you