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Make sure you're there.
Saturday night will live on in infamy.
I hope you'll save a dance for me.
Uh, well...
Jervis, dancing?
What's this?
You are cordially invited to a Saturday night social
at Jervis Coltrane's house.
Theme, cowboy.
Ooh, Jervis is having a cowboy social.
Sounds buck-a-rific.
And you're not invited, Mr. Budinsky.
For your information,
it's going to be the party of the day.
Oh, yeah?
You're going to have, you know,
something special going on?
Yeah, pin the tail on the donkey.
I'll be happy to save you a dance, Jervis.
Great!
I've been practicing with my funky new dance system.
I'm really cool at it now.
What's the matter, Larkin?
Jealous?
Jealous? Me?
I don't even know the meaning of the word.
Okay, here's the plan.
If no one else goes to Jervis' party,
Lori will certainly cancel.
And if Lori cancels,
Jervis won't be able to put the moves on her.
So all I have to do is make sure his party seems lame
and he looks like an idiot.
Which shouldn't be too difficult.
Denny, the bag.
Hey, Lee.
I hope to see you there Saturday night.
It's going to be sizzle for hizzle, eh?
Ha, ha, ha!
Meow!
Oh, wait, this isn't my bike.
Ow!
I might have guessed it was you.
Very mature.
See you there.
Oh, yeah, got something big planned.
With all the invitations he's handing out,
someone's bound to show up.
They won't after they see the entertainment.
And if it's not the only entertainment I've arranged...
Ah, he's here.
There!
That's the one who's having the party.
Ding!
Ha, ha, ha!
Well, hello there, Jervis!
Ah, ha, ha, ha!
Wanna see me make balloon animals?
Ah, ha, ha, ha!
ah, ha!
Oh, make a giraffe!
Huff!
Zuica!
Ah, ha, ha!
Huff!
Anything you and your party guests want, I can make out of balloons.
You hired a clown? What a dork.
Have I ever told you what a sensitive person my sister is?
No, I didn't hire a stupid clown. I mean, look at him.
Hey, listen. You're lucky I don't teach you some manners.
But I'm a professional.
But if I get my hands on that shifty-looking kid who set me up...
Wait a minute. You've got to believe me. That's not the entertainment.
Well, what is?
I'm renting a mechanical bull. Yeah, that's it.
I've never been on one.
That could be fun.
I'll be there.
Way to go, Zerbis.
Sounds interesting. Too bad you won't be there.
Hmm. Hey, Laurie. Looking forward to the party?
You bet. I can hardly wait.
Okay, it's not exactly going my way at the moment.
But with the help of the world's most boring musical instrument I conveniently left in the music room, things could change.
Oh.
I'm glad I found you, Zerbis. You left your accordion and sheet music in my room.
That's not mine.
These are your initials, aren't they?
It must be someone else's accordion.
But those are your initials.
I don't even play the accordion.
Don't forget your sheet music.
You've chosen some very difficult and rather long pieces. Good luck with your recital.
Oh, Laurie.
For the last time!
This isn't mine!
An accordion recital at your party? Wow. Now that's entertainment.
That's it. I'm not going.
Nothing kills a party like the accordion.
What a stupid instrument!
I have an amazing DJ lined up. He's the best in town.
Mix Master M.B.A.
Oh, a DJ!
Zerbis!
Huh.
Oh, yeah. My party is going to be wild.
Huh. Time to do a little bit of creative pranking.
Excuse me.
I will cater your party. And I will bring plenty of famous mystery meat. I'll even throw in some goat gelatin molds.
Ew!
I'm not eating mystery meat!
What the heck is jet lag?
Gee, looks like the only way anyone will go to your party is if you paid them.
Hey, thanks, Larkin. You've just given me an idea.
Listen up, everybody.
You all know my dad owns the big electronics store at the mall, right?
Overpriced!
Well, I'm holding a raffle at my party. There's a huge door prize.
But you have to be there to win.
Now we'll talk.
Yeah, I'll be there.
I'll enjoy it.
We will do this.
Yeah!
Well, despite your best efforts, it looks like there's going to be a party after all.
Me and my big mouth.
Is there something you want to tell me, partner?
Get your greasy fingers off my hat, dorkoid.
You're actually going to Jervis' party?
Huh, I wouldn't be caught dead there.
I know he's a bit of a dweeb, but a door prize from his dad's electronics store?
Come on!
Have I ever told you what a humanitarian my sister is?
I heard from someone that Susie talked to Betty who said that Tyrese saw Jervis' dad carrying a flat-screen TV into his house!
Well, I wasn't going to say anything, but there were no more mechanical bolts for rent, only a spaceship.
So Jervis changed the theme to aliens.
This smells like another one of your pranks.
Have it your way.
Just don't come crying to me when you realize you're the only Calamity Jen in a room full of Klingons.
Let's see what Terry has to say about this.
Hey, Terry, are you wearing your cowgirl costume?
Yeah.
Yeah?
Yeah.
I've gotta hand it to you, Andy.
Getting mushed to deliver those bogus new invitations was pranking genius.
They don't call me the world's greatest prankster for nothing.
How did you do that? You were gone for like ten seconds.
If you had any kind of social life, you wouldn't have to ask.
See ya, Earth losers.
What's she talking about?
I have a social life, and if I couldn't stop Jervis' party, at least I have the moral obligation to try and sabotage it.
Come on, Danny, let's see how our prank is working out.
Howdy, y'all.
What's with all the aluminum?
Cowboys didn't wear aluminum.
This isn't mine, I...
No.
Hey, stop trying to ruin my party!
Jervis? Who are you talking to?
Lori!
What kind of alien are you supposed to be?
A dorky one!
Shut up!
Excuse me?
I said, uh, Sheriff, that's it.
That's it? I'm the Sheriff from light years away.
Well, I guess that's an interesting twist.
This is going to be the best party ever.
Write your names on a piece of paper and put it in the bowl for the raffle later.
I told you, it's a flat-screen TV!
Hey, man, do you like Scratch?
Well, I do have this ragweed allergy.
No, Scratch. You know, Scratch the LPs.
Goodness, no! This is a record player, not a toy!
What now?
Hello, police? Yes, I'd like to report a wild party.
It's even better than I thought. They're going to bust the party!
So much for the long arm of the law.
Don't worry. My next prank will show Lori how cheap Jervis is. Come on!
Hey, he looks familiar.
Oh, look who it is. Party boy.
Do I know you?
Yeah. Thanks to you and that shifty-looking kid, I wasn't hired to be clown at your party.
And I was fired from the clown agency.
Now I have this lousy job.
Here are your wings.
Cluck, cluck.
That'll be $200.
I didn't order $200 worth of wings!
What are you, some kind of prankster?
I'm not leaving until I get my money.
Chicken wings? I love chicken wings.
Why do you think I ordered them?
Do you take credit cards?
In fact, why don't you join the party?
But he's not dressed as an alien.
He can be the chicken wing delivery guy.
From Pluto.
Well, this is my last delivery.
So, you have your driver's license, eh?
It's time.
Finally. Let's go home.
No, it's time we crashed this stupid party.
I thought you said you wouldn't be caught dead there.
All of my exterior pranks have gone belly up.
I need to get closer to the action.
Come on, Bootsy. You know you're not allowed outside.
Figured out how to get in yet?
Yes, my dear Pickett. I think I have.
Ugh, I'm getting wing sauce in my eyes.
Look, I cleaned these containers the best I could.
Hello? Could you please let Constable Rogi know that there's a five times twenty-two point...
five times twenty-two point six in progress? Thank you.
What's a five times twenty-two point six?
Beats me.
A five times twenty-two point six? Hippies in the Mayor's pool!
In Lake Flint, there are no flies on Annie Larkin.
But with this smell, it's only a matter of time.
I'm gonna smell like a rotisserie for weeks we can't be caught out here we have to mingle with
the others what is it must be Jervis's funky new dance system
he should sue whoever came up with it how many flat-screen TVs do these people have anyway wait
a minute
well
you Danny I've got an idea keep Jervis his dad
busy
You got it partner
Gee I'm interested in buying a TV, but I don't know who to talk to
Well now my hot sauce smelling little friend
Tell you a thing or two time to liven this baby up
Hey Jervis, show us your moves
You got it
Hey
Not bad only 147 easy payments of $47 a month and a 50-inch flat-screen TV could be mine
Speaking of flat-screen TVs grab the door prize
Come on guys the party's in there. I
Know we can play a party game
Sure, how about we play door prize?
I
Ever told you how subtle my sister is
You'll just have to be patient in the meantime. Let's play a game. How about spin the bottle?
That's the spirit everyone into the living room
Huh those aluminum pans look familiar
If he thinks he's gonna lock lips with Lori, he's got another thing coming get going
Hey, is that your cat I heard your dad say it wasn't allowed outside
Bootsy
And now for a trick I like to call I'm gonna smooch Lori
Bootsy
And just for a little insurance
Bootsy
Bootsy Bootsy
Bootsy
Bootsy Bootsy
Bootsy
Bootsy Bootsy
Bootsy Bootsy Bootsy Bootsy Bootsy BOotsy Bootsy Bootsy Bootsy Bootsy Bootsy Bootsy Bootsy Bootsy家
If you don't draw that TV, uh, uh, I mean that door prize right now, we're leaving.
Okay, okay, don't go.
The winner is...
Hey, shouldn't you draw a number first?
Oh, right. Sorry.
And the winner is...
Oh, Lori.
Wow, thanks.
Uh, thank you. It's interesting.
We wasted all of our precious Saturday night at your stupid party for that?
But that isn't the real door prize. I, I...
Andy.
Check, please.
Jervis, don't you need the door prize for the draw?
Yes, everybody. This is the real prize.
Just when you thought it couldn't get any lamer.
But that portrait was the main focal point of my dad's store.
Go home.
Hmm.
Thanks, Jervis. It's really nice.
Oh, hi, Bobo.
Don't worry, kid. I'm not gonna thump you.
There are better ways to get revenge.
Can I offer you a lift?
Why, yes. How kind.
And the name's Brad.
But she's supposed to be with me.
No, she's supposed to be with me.
I don't know what she sees in that clown.
Okay, Daddy?
Fox Kids, Fox Kids, Fox Kids, Fox Kids, Fox Kids.