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Uh, the thrill in pulling pranks
is that you never know exactly how they're going to turn out.
Sometimes you make just one teensy-weensy miscalculation
and you find yourself facing a two-ton rodeo bull.
Still, you can pull pranks.
Well, it could be worse.
How so?
We'll see.
Andy, what do you have there?
Just a few stickers, Dad.
These babies are going to help me win the junior rodeo
at the East Gackle Stampede this weekend.
Stickers?
I fail to see the connection.
But there's so much I fail to see around here,
I should have a white cane and a seeing-eye dog.
You heard right.
The East Gackle Stampede.
It's an annual ritual.
I cut my prankster teeth at this event.
So, partner, what's the rodeo prank going to be this year?
This year, I'm going to win the rodeo
with you as my sidekick.
Are you serious?
You bet.
It's about time.
I, Andy Larkin, the world's greatest prankster, won,
along with the 200 bucks prize money.
And that's a good enough reason to get your head crushed
by a large, insane bull?
It is, if I end up smooching with the junior rodeo queen
at the Square Dance Hoedown.
And who, pray tell, will that be?
Lori, of course.
Last year, she was runner-up.
And as the winner has since moved away,
Lori is going to be the runner-up.
I'm going to be the runner-up.
Well, Lori is a shoe-in.
Uh, the lengths you go to to lock lips with Lori
never ceases to amaze me.
Martin's right on schedule with the school posters.
Come on.
So, what are you doing?
Changing the room numbers.
for the Junior Rodeo King Volunteers Meeting?
If everyone goes to the wrong room to volunteer,
then I win by default.
Ingenious, isn't it?
This is an impressive turnout.
Who's here to volunteer?
Whoa, yeah, come on.
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
This is one of those prankster moments
the penultimate prankster lives for.
Wait until those guys find out
they've just volunteered to sew designer clothes
for the school fashion show.
Huh?
What are you guys doing here?
I mean, uh, where are the other volunteers?
Huh?
Volunteers?
We're here for, uh, you know, detention.
Everyone else went to the gym.
I didn't know sewing would be so popular.
Just sign the clipboard
naming the main contestant and the sidekick.
Mr. DeRosa, as editor of the school paper,
I'd like to know if you'll be doing
any of your horse or bull riding demonstrations.
I'm afraid not, Martin.
I had a string of bad luck over the years.
Leech, I'd like to thank you and your sidekick, Lick,
for signing up for the Junior Rodeo.
Huh?
After all, it would be an embarrassment
to have to sign up for the Junior Rodeo.
I'd like to have only one contestant in the Junior Rodeo.
In return, I'll, uh, cancel your detention.
Okay, so I didn't plan on having any competition.
But Leech, come on.
The fact that I have brain matter between my ears
should give me the advantage.
I, uh, think there's two E's in Leech.
One, two, three, four.
So, Laura, you signed up for the Rodeo Queen competition?
Uh-huh.
Great!
I joined up to be Junior Rodeo King.
I didn't know you were a cowboy.
Oh, sure.
Nothing I like more than taming a wild bucking bronco.
Oh, brother.
You competing as Rodeo King
might give us both a little extra enthusiasm.
Nothing you like more than taming a wild bucking bronco?
Newsflash!
Neither of us have ridden a horse, not to mention a bull,
since the incident at the petting zoo when we were six years old.
Relax. I've set aside a little time for practicing.
Just to be on the safe side.
Here is where the real cowboys practice.
These are going to prepare us for the rodeo?
Not those. The mechanical bull.
Ah, the grown-up version of the kiddie horses.
Okay, partner, hit the switch!
That one's got a little kick in him, doesn't he?
Okay, losers, out of the way.
The real cowboy is here.
This should be a laugh.
Ride him? You know, cowboy!
I'm sure it's just beginner's luck.
Are you kidding, Larkin?
Leech has been riding them bulls ever since he was a baby.
Huh?
This isn't good.
Now what, Tex?
You know, Danny, the most important part of being a rodeo cowboy
isn't the bull riding or the bronco busting.
It's looking the part.
And here's my dad to pay for my new duds.
Nice. Cool toothpick.
This will impress the judges and give me a definite edge
over my slovenly-dressed opponent.
Huh?
Okay, Larkin.
It's a, you know, bet then.
What was that all about?
You just bet Leech's dad $200 I would win the junior rodeo.
No competition.
I got tired of listening to that loudmouth's bragging.
Andy, you did say you were going to win, right?
Uh, yeah. Of course.
Good.
When it comes to manly physical sport,
we'll show the leeches that we're not wet behind the ears.
Andy, it's up to you to maintain the pride
of the Larkin name.
Now you go practice.
I need you to be in tip-top form.
Remember, Andy, if Leech wins this bet,
I'll never be able to show my face in town again.
Huh?
No pressure, though.
Right, Dad?
Now you really have to win.
But how are you going to pull this off?
The old-fashioned way.
Sabotage, trickery, and ingenuity.
In other words, prankstery.
I have to make a stand.
The buck stops here.
Did you get all the necessities?
You bet.
A bushel of hay, bushel of oats,
a length of rope, nails, chocolate milk powder,
duct tape, and a pair of shoe insoles.
Shoe insoles?
These boots are killing me.
Listen up, Danny.
The first couple of events are easy stuff.
We just have to outsmart Leech.
Ooh, do you think that's possible?
You're finished, Sonny.
I'll be taking care of you personally.
Yeah!
Ladies and gentlemen,
it's time for our first event
in the East Ganko Junior Rodeo King Competition.
The Goat Roping!
Hey!
Who can't rope a goat that's following you around?
Our first contestant is number one,
Andy Larkin, with his sidekick,
Danny Pickett!
Uh, he looks kind of mean.
Don't worry. We got him outnumbered.
Uh-oh. Where did they come from?
Good luck, boys.
I'm sorry, Danny.
Mr. Leech wasn't joking about taking care of us personally.
Run!
We're the laughingstock of the rodeo.
Don't worry. They can't keep hitting this pole forever.
You boys look like you were having a lot of fun in that last event.
Shame those goats got loose.
Don't worry. The next event is the barrel roping.
Got the nails?
Check.
Hey! What's going on?
Touche! Two can play that game.
The professional prankster doesn't get mad.
He gets even.
Time for Operation Fat Horse?
You're contestant number one,
so this must be your bronco.
My bronco.
I'd be crazy to get on a hungry bucking bronc,
but after these oats, he'll be thinking,
nap time.
Hurry up. It's almost time for the wild cow milking contest.
Beautiful.
Lick and Leech won't know what hit him.
You put the chocolate milk powder in their bucket?
Can you say rich and crazy?
Creamy?
I heard that covering its eyes will make it think it's time for bed.
I'm getting something.
Creamy?
Creamy.
Aンヤゞ
Hebrew.
Cream.
Cream?
Cream that you don't need in this world.
Cream.
lamą
Cream.
Watching a party wrapped in looseINA
Cool.
Certainly not too cool.
Sure enough we wound up sitting in that different spot
where the alcohol scripture was.
Last question.
wealth?
Fire.
compromise?
We'll be riding the Bucking Broncos!
Forget the wild cow milking.
These next two events are the biggies, with all the big points.
If we can win the next two events, they're finished.
And then it's gonna be me and Laurie square dancing and smooching till the cows come home.
Oh, uh, Andy, the number's been switched. You got the wrong horse.
Looks like you're, you know, numbers up, sonny.
All right, partner. Here you go.
Are you okay, Andy?
Ow! Ow! Ow!
Oh, yeah. Perfect.
You Larkins better pack it in before you get hurt.
I've been watching you from the bleacher's leech.
Enough's enough. From this point on, the gloves are off.
Be prepared to lose your money.
Too late, Larkin. We're already way ahead on points.
Come on! Giddy up! Giddy, you know, up, you stupid horse!
Come on!
That horse didn't stand a chance.
I guess it's all over, Danny.
Way to go, Andy! You creamed leech in the Bucking Bronco competition.
But how?
You outscored him. They don't give points if the horse just stands there.
But now the real war starts.
They've given us no choice.
You want me to get pea shooters? Banana peels?
Nah, that's kid stuff. We're going nuclear.
Nuclear?
Mm-hmm. I've got a secret weapon.
I can't believe you're actually gonna go through with this.
Sometimes a cowboy's gotta do what a cowboy's gotta do.
Whoa.
That's a lot of bull.
I mean every word I say.
No, that's a lot of bull.
Mother!
So we play this one straight? No pranks?
Yup. But when it's Leech's turn...
We go nuclear.
I just wanted to wish you boys well for this last event.
But, uh, don't get caught, you know, cheating.
Because something like gluing yourself to your saddle could get you disqualified.
Huh?
Yeah...
Hey!
Good luck, boys. Don't get caught!
Danny?
He glued me to the saddle! Get me off of here!
Go!
Go, Billy! Go, Billy!
Come on, Andy! Way to do it, son!
Ride them, cowboy! Woo-hoo!
Remind me never to enter a rodeo again.
Come on. I have to get the saddle off you before the judges see.
Oopsie.
Suddenly I don't feel quite so macho.
Got it.
Way to go, Mr. Larkin.
Fashion police? Where'd you get those?
Don't ask.
Uh-oh.
Have you seen Larkin?
I was in the bathroom and... and...
Oh, I know it was him! I know it!
No, we haven't seen him, have we, Danny?
Uh, no. Not even a fleeting glimpse.
You know, the police said he was in the bathroom and...
Oh, yeah.
Got it?
And here's the cow musk from the vet.
Yeah. Beats me why bulls find this stuff irresistible.
But I'm glad they do.
All right, son. It's all in your hands now. We're gonna make a whole whack of money today
What's that funky smell
Oh
Please I'd love a photograph of when the bull catches up with them
Disqualification for leaving the competition area now like to announce this year's East Eccle Junior Rodeo King winner
Andy
Go partner. We really showed them leeches what the Larkins are made of can't wait to collect my bet
And we also have the results for the East Eccle Junior Rodeo Queen winner
All right, I'm gonna get my crown and my smooch
Laurie and I are gonna have a night to remember
And this year's East Eccle Junior Rodeo Queen is
Pucker up, Laurie
Hazel Stretter
But what how
Andy Hazel won the girls bucking bronco event see what I mean one teensy-weensy miscalculation
Come on horsey, giddy up!
I
Was I don't know Hazel was a born bronco buster
working
Give me back my pants
Oh
No
This looks bad, but like I said it could be worse
I'd rather be down here with this bull than up there kissing Hazel and facing the wrath of de Rosa and after all I did win
Yeah!
Hey
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