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You're probably wondering what I'm doing, right?
Frank, the owner of this establishment,
said he wanted the floors clean enough to eat off.
Don't ask me why. The mice have never complained before.
Oh, now you're wondering why I'm doing it?
Well, that's another story.
It all started when the International Foosball
Finals were beamed live into East Gackle from Toronto.
Against all odds, Canada, yay Canada,
made it through to the semifinals,
along with Iraq, North Korea and France.
And that's when East Gackle went foosball crazy.
But none more so than Frank Berger,
aforementioned owner of Beans and Burger,
and Rocky Roquefort, proprietor of Chez Fru-Fru,
home of Culinary French Delights,
and prices so high, they have nosebleeds.
Go France!
They really let old rivalries bubble to the surface.
And it didn't help that they weren't the most mature guys in East Gackle.
And now you'd better believe us
We're gonna win the cup
Talk about foosball fever
I'm gonna do it
There are laws against that sort of thing,
especially when you do it in the school caf.
I mean, ask Laurie out for a date.
Oh, Laurie, I was thinking...
There's a first for everything.
Yeah, good one.
I was wondering if, um,
you'd like to go out with me tonight?
Yeah, right.
Do you have any plans for tonight?
What are you suggesting?
Oh, nothing.
I just...
Well, I mean...
Well, as it happens, I don't.
Couldn't get a date, huh?
Look, if you promise to take me somewhere nice,
I might change my mind.
I know just the place.
And no pranking.
Uh, okay.
I'll pick you up at seven.
You pick me up?
In a chauffeur-driven limo, no doubt.
Of course.
Some limo?
Some chauffeur?
Where are we going, anyway?
I thought I'd take you to dinner and a sporting event.
Well, that sounds nice.
Provided we get there in one piece.
Oh, Andy.
No.
Oh, Andy.
Andy.
I'm bored.
She's about to vote.
She should help you if you rent a new car.
No.
Over here.
Beans & Burger?
What's wrong with Beans & Burger?
They have the crispiest fries in East Gackle.
I can't think of any reason why you don't take me to Fru-Fru.
No!
I can.
They do say that my little girl always gets in trouble.
It版 lil pr lehtow
This is the sporting event?
Yeah, it's really cool.
We can play a couple of games,
then watch the international foosball semifinals over dinner.
Frank put in a satellite dish and...
I don't think so, Andy.
Find someone else to play with.
Oh, well, on the bright side, I can now get back to pranking.
And that's cut my dinner bill in half.
Come on, North Korea!
Come on, France!
Go, France!
Oh, fantastic.
Now we will show the maker of incredibly bad food across the street
who is the boss.
The incredibly overpricing potter
is on the house!
Yes! Go, Canada!
It's us against France.
Day after tomorrow.
Fantastic!
Now we'll show that pompous moron
with his overpriced poutine who is the boss.
There's just one thing left to do.
This will drive him crazy!
What's up, Roquefort?
Is green your natural color?
Your humor is like your food.
Tasteless!
At least people can afford my food, Roquefort.
But the cost of having their stomachs pumped
more than makes up for it.
Whoa!
All this animosity...
between Frank and Roquefort
has just given me a great idea for a prank!
As you've witnessed, Martin is a freak about foosball.
He has tapes of every game ever broadcast.
All I have to do is edit together previous games
involving Canada and France.
Woo-hoo-hoo-hoo!
Come on in, folks.
You won't miss a thing.
We've got the biggest TV in East Gacko.
You hear that, Roquefort?
The biggest in East Gacko!
Welcome to Chiffre-Froom, is a me.
We may not have the biggest TV,
but our food doesn't taste like pun scum.
You hear that, burger?
It doesn't taste like pun scum.
Ugh!
It doesn't taste like pounds of
Not the worst thing there ever is.
There's a town called Chiffre-Froom,
which subjects the number of meetings
between fact-checked and lucky viewers,
and results from the Appalachian neben Now,
four times the football.
Pois bien!
So aye!
Sí!
cars yeah-yah!
So aye!
service!
yowright!
Oh yeah!
to Canada beautiful Frank thinks France won and Roquefort thinks Canada won if
you thought these guys hated each other before the final you ain't seen nothing
yet defeat must be avenged I'm not gonna take this defeat lying down Andy
Larkin is that you yes that's me but I can explain I hear you're quite a little
banker maybe I have how you say a little proposition to put to you it could be
very very well
in that case yes I am the world's greatest prankster how about applying
your skills in this so-called store it's about time burger got his comeuppance I
as mr. Larkin's legal representative must ask the question what's in it for
my client well I could offer a beautiful dinner in my restaurant for two
you
Andy you're so sophisticated it's a deal
splendid first of all no no the least I knows better just go do your dirty deeds
well I must say you jump at that offer quickly
that's because there's someone I know who would love to dine at Shea frou-frou
off well thanks Andy I am getting a little tired of burgers and fries Lori
And I guess that's what I'll be eating for the next while
The Whoopie Cushion
Simple, basic, and effective
And even better when the victims include family members
What'll it be, folks?
How about the beans? They're always good
Andy! I want a word with you
Uh-oh, Frank's on to me
That Whoopie Cushion stunt
Let me explain
Roquefort was behind that
Andy, I need your help to show him who's boss
You gotta come up with some pranks for me, pal
Aye, as Mr. Larkin's legal
I'll give you free burgers and fries for a week
Throw in some for my friend
And here, and I'll do it
Deal!
Gee, thanks, partner
Actually getting paid to pull pranks
I've arrived!
This could be the start of my professional pranking career
First thing you have to know about Fru-Fru is how tasteful everything is
And I'm not talking about the food
Yeah, I know, the old sugar dispenser trick
But hey, it works
It's nice to give Chez Fru-Fru's upscale customers a different choice now and then
Braised squirrel in a toilet bowl sauce
Yummy!
You said you wanted to be a prankster one day
Well, here's your first lesson
There's nothing like a little bit of cream of mushroom soup to put you off your dinner
Roquefort is retaliating for the pranks you're pulling
I'm upping the stakes
I'll give you burgers and fries for two weeks
Andy, get over there and do your worst!
There is something fishy going on
I think Burger is getting me back for the pranking
So, the beautiful dinner now includes romantic music at your table
Now get over there and show no mercy
Romantic music
Time to call Lori
Hi, Lori
Well, I'll tell you what I want
How about you and me going out tonight?
What's so funny?
I'm serious
And honest
It's just a good dinner date at Chez Fru-Fru with romantic music
I thought you were paying attention in your French classes
I thought that would make her change her tune
How about 8 o'clock?
Great!
You got it
No hidden catches
No pranks
You guessed it
The old non-stick food spray stunt
Psst!
Here he comes!
I'm going to get you!
Here he comes!
Made it
You know what that reminds me of?
Ah!
I need another prank, Larkin
Give me the best you've got and you can eat free for a month!
Good evening, Monsieur and Mrs. DeRosa.
What in tarnation is this, Roquefort?
Braised squirrel in a toilet bowl sauce?
Comment?
It, uh, it is a printing error.
Let me recommend you something.
We have a very nice trip a la mode de East Gacle.
That is the lining of a cow's stomach
braised in a nice light mayonnaise and sour cream marinade
invented by moi.
I'm toast.
Or, if you prefer, we have longue de boeuf scarborough.
That is an entire braised cow's tongue
topped with the pate de foie gras.
Do you have frog's legs?
No. I always walk this way.
But of course we have frog's legs.
Actually, Rocky has a whole bunch more frog legs than he thinks.
The frog's legs in ketchups.
Maybe you'd prefer to help yourself to a nice simple salad instead.
I think that went well.
Get out! Get out! Get out!
Something wrong?
It is that frank burger again.
I think the rust is over.
Roquefort, are you insane?
There are maggots in the salad!
This is war.
Crème glacée.
Bombs Alaska.
Tarte à la crème.
Vite, vite, vite, vite, vite!
Looks like my work here is done.
Oh, no!
Looks like you caused quite the commotion over at Poo Poo's.
Well, I'm a man of my word.
What'll it be, fellas? Dinner's on me.
Looks like dessert is, too.
I want ze revenge!
I'm gonna have a burger.
How about you?
Oop. Oop.
Two.
I'll pass.
I want to save myself for my date with Laurie.
A burger for my partner here.
You want fries with that?
Yeah, why not?
Incoming! Duck and cover!
I'll do you for that, Roquefort.
I think everyone's getting short on ammo.
I'm off to meet Laurie.
Say your prayers, Roquefort.
This wiener has your name on it.
And this eclair is loaded.
It is a heavy price you will pay for France's defeat.
What do you mean, France's defeat?
It was Canada that lost.
Don't be ridiculous. I know what I saw on TV.
And I know what I saw on TV.
Yay.
Wait a minute.
See, like I said, dinner for two, no hidden catches, no pranks.
Well, I have to admit, you weren't telling the truth.
This time.
You know what this means.
Yeah, it means we've been had.
Did you pull all those childish, petty pranks on my restaurant, Roquefort?
It, uh, no.
Did you execute all those ridiculous, mindless pranks in mine?
Uh...
No.
Andy Larkin!
Sacre bleu.
He's been playing us for, how you say, the idiots.
Maybe he deserves a taste of his own medicine.
All we have to do is find him.
I may be able to help you there, mon ami.
I know exactly where he is.
Hey!
You won't be needing this.
I have decided to give you the spécialité de la maison.
Ooh, what's that?
The specialty of the house.
Two specials!
Coming right up.
I see you've been paying attention in your French classes.
Oh, well, I know my way around a French menu.
I guess you could say I'm a man of the world.
La spécialité de la maison.
Mes condiments pour les chefs.
Ugh.
Why don't you pay your condiments to the chef in person?
A lot of work went into this dish.
I'm gonna be real upset if you don't eat it all.
No hidden catches, eh?
No pranks, huh?
But, but, but...
This is the grossest thing you've ever done to me.
And now, Andy,
we need to settle the bill.
But you said dinner was free.
And so it is.
But this is for the expenses incurred
as a result of all your pranks over the last 24 hours.
I can't pay this.
It's okay if you don't have the money.
You can pay it off the old-fashioned way.
Don't worry, Andy.
I can help you out.
Wow.
Thanks, Laurie.
You're a real life-saver.
Not!
Go!
Don't worry about Laurie, Andy.
You'll have so much to do,
you're gonna forget all about her.
And that's how I came to be here working off my debts.
All alone.
Dumped by Laurie.
Abandoned by Danny.
My so-called friend, who really is just a little...
Hey, prankmeister.
I heard of your predicament.
I couldn't let you carry the whole weight on your shoulders.
Ray of sunshine on a rainy day.
Where's a mop?
Not so fast.
We never did get to try out the foosball.
I'll be Canada, you be France.
Goal!
Woohoo!
Canada takes the lead!
Cheat!
You scored while I was cleaning my glasses.
You're just like Roquefort.
Whine, whine, whine.
And France levels the score!
Hey, that's not fair.
I wasn't looking.
I was just trying to do something.
To visualize and organize a trinket you could not imagine.
Hey, my name is Ant.
Everybody knows me.
One's pretty French.
We're nobody better.
My name is Ant.
Everybody knows me.
One's pretty French.
We're nobody better.
Fox Kids.