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As you know, it's East Gackle School's 50th anniversary.
And I'd like to take this opportunity to display the ceremonial plaque
that will be mounted outside the school entrance tomorrow.
Huh?
You really pulled a doozy this time, Andy.
Ah, you seen one larkin' prank, you seen them all.
Huh?
Wake me when it's, you know, over.
Ugh.
What's wrong with you people?
That was practical pranking gold.
So, what's it gonna be, sir?
Detention? Floor cleaning?
What? Lay it on me.
Don't you think it's getting a little old, Mr. Larkin?
Ew.
What? Not even a detention?
Man.
Whoa, a stuffed chicken. Really clever.
Too bad you ended up with egg on your face.
Looks like a certain prankster is losing his touch.
No way, Bonwick. That chicken is only the beginning.
I've got lots more surprises up my sleeve.
Lots more surprises? Very articulate.
No wonder Mr. DeRosa asked me to give the speech
at the plaque-mounting ceremony.
And not you.
Ew.
Maybe we need to find you a new, fresh audience, partner.
One that'll appreciate your practical jokes.
Yeah!
Yay!
Yeah.
I'm better than this.
Come on, let's go.
Just let me get my chicken.
Yay!
So, what are our alternative audience possibilities?
How about a retirement home?
Done it.
An elementary school?
Done it.
A neighboring town?
Done it.
Perhaps I need to see a movie and take my mind off pranking for a while.
Coming soon, the Calgary Documentary Film Festival.
Boring!
You said it.
What documentaries need are more car crashes, things blowing up, psycho killers.
Pranks?
Pranks.
What?
Pranks!
What could be better than a documentary?
Better than a documentary about the life of the world's greatest prankster.
Me!
Yeah.
And it would be a perfect vehicle to show off your art to a new, fresh audience.
For those who wish to participate, send all entries to this address.
Let's do it!
I really should have seen the signs.
Andy was only nine months old when he sent that baby carriage careening down the street
with a tape recorder playing the sounds of a screaming infant.
Cut!
I can't work under these conditions.
Mom, if I'm going to make a movie about being a world-class prankster, then I need you to
be proud of me.
But I still get upset when I think about that.
That was Principal DeRosa on the phone just now.
He called to tell me what happened at school today.
I knew I'd get a reaction from that old bat.
I mean...
He did?
Yes, he did.
So what?
He did.
Son, your mother and I have been discussing this.
And you know that bicycle you've wanted so badly?
The one with the 50 speeds?
We're prepared to get it for you.
Oh.
But only if you stop pranking.
Okay, deal.
Huh?
Now, I want you to just relax.
Be yourselves.
And most importantly, read from these scripts.
Please?
What do you have to do is tell the camera what it's like growing up with a brother like
me.
Forget it.
I've got better things to do.
It's for art's sake.
All right, fine.
You want to know what it's like growing up with a brother like Andy?
It's annoying.
It's embarrassing.
It's shameful.
It's disgraceful.
Okay, okay.
That's a wrap.
Mayor Henry K. Roth, could you tell us about your experience with Andy Larkin?
Oh, no, you don't.
I'm on to your tricks.
That thing's going to explode.
Or spurt water.
Or show me in my underwear or something.
No, it's just a regular run-of-the-mill video camera.
Leave me alone.
Man, what's a guy got to do to make a documentary around here?
Okay, let's forget about the personal testimonials and just focus on the art of pranking itself.
Okay.
But how are we going to make a documentary about pranking without actually pranking?
Who says we're not going to prank?
You pick.
Peed in a nick?
You promised your parents.
I've been thinking about that.
The Film Festival is in Calgary, and Mom and Dad are here.
They'll never get to see my work of art.
So you are going to prank.
Does a
bear sit in the woods?
And who, pray tell, will be the star of your exciting new puesto.
Sit right here.
epic? You'll find out soon enough, my dear picket. The art of pranking is a mysterious animal. It
requires years of experience, a clever mind, and a keen practical joking sensibility. Most practical
jokes, although worthy of an amateur, would not live up to the standards of an Andy Larkin-style
prank. Take the banana cream pie in the face prank, for instance. Although visual and tasty,
it is easily remedied with a wipe of a cloth and has no long-term after effects. A hair removal
cream pie, well, that's different and poses the threat of hair loss and possible eyebrow
disappearance, catapulting the pie-in-the-face prank to a whole new level. Remember how funny
Mrs. Weebles looked after you pulled that prank on her? Danny, if we're gonna make this film,
you're gonna have to focus.
Now, it is imperative that a good prankster knows his subject, the prank-ee. I can't wait to find
out. Now, who makes a good subject, you ask? A person who is gullible, vulnerable, and above all,
one who takes life just a tad too seriously. I should have guessed, Martin Bonwick.
Yeah.
Need any help, Martin?
No, thanks, Biff. I've got it.
Well, if you do need anything, just holler. I owe you one for helping me with my math homework.
I guess a certain practical joker hasn't lost his touch after all.
That's not funny!
You want me to thump him for you, Martin?
Uh, no need. Allow me.
Okay.
Yeah.
I've got my eye on you, Larkin.
It is imperative to know your prank-ee's schedule. His agenda should help.
You are a god!
Haha.
Looks like our prank-ee is going to give this speech at the proclawning ceremony this
afternoon.
Perfect!
Now, once the prank-ee has been established, the prankster needs to decide the best possible
practical joke to suit the prank-ee's disposition.
And...
That's why a prankster needs at his disposal files of pranks that he can refer to.
Each prank is cross-referenced with the psychological aspects of the victim's personality.
So if I was targeting an individual who was serious, gullible, and vulnerable,
who happens to have an upcoming speaking engagement,
it would take me to the language lesson prank, Bullseye.
I'll be right back.
If we want the documentary to be authentic, I should capture everything.
I'm going to the bathroom.
Maybe not everything.
Let's see. Pop, R&B. Here we go. Bedtime favorites.
Oh, no. Not you.
Well, just buy what you want and get out of here, okay?
Let's cut that from the tape as well.
Now I need a Walkman.
It's okay. The owner here knows me.
Or we could...
We could go directly to Plan B.
Are you sure she won't mind?
She won't even notice.
Somebody stole my Walkman!
As a good prankster, I now have all the elements to pull out the practical joke.
A learn Spanish while you sleep cassette that works by the power of suggestion.
The foreign language is easily triggered afterwards by clapping the hands.
A Walkman.
And last but not least,
the pranky who's scheduled to give a speech, Martin Bonwick.
It is now time to get into phase two of the pranking process,
setting up the victim.
Look, I don't have time for your antics right now, Larkin.
I have a speech to memorize.
Looks like you need to relax.
I find that the ticking of a watch mellows me out.
Oh, brother.
How about some nice relaxing sounds?
The ocean waves always does it for me.
Oops, wrong tape.
I find hot milk always does the trick.
Yeah?
Works for me.
It took perseverance and 53 cups of hot milk,
but phase two is finally underway.
And we simply press play and...
we're ready to roll.
This is the part I like best.
The wheels are set in motion and all we have to do now is wait.
This is the time the pranksters should replenish themselves with a quick sugary snack.
Okay, a couple.
But there's no reason he can't also have a little fun with a rubber rat while he waits.
Wow.
I must have just had the weirdest daydream.
Anyway, back to the speech.
It worked.
Now here is where it is key for the prankster to keep a straight face.
It is my pleasure to present this plaque.
I got so caught up in the speech that I must have lost track of time.
Good luck with the speech.
He'll need it.
And here to give the ceremonial speech is Martin Bonwick.
Boring.
Ladies and gentlemen, it is my pleasure to present...
La Placa Conmemorativa.
Martin, please proceed in English.
¡No hablo inglés!
There's no question about it.
Some pranks are just more satisfying than others.
La Placa Conmemorativa.
¡No hablo inglés!
What you doing?
I, my friend, am taking my measurements for the tux I'm gonna rent when I get nominated for Best New Documentary...
...at the Calgary Festival.
What do you think? Traditional necktie or should I go for the bowtie?
Go for the bowtie.
Right, that way I can attach my water pump to it and get a few gags in before the opening ceremonies.
Okay, the tape has officially been sent to the film festival.
Now all we have to do is wait.
I'm still worried your parents are gonna see that video.
Don't be. The last film my dad saw was Nanook of the North.
Hey, Larkin, what'd you just put in the mailbox?
Uh, Christmas cards.
Oh yeah? In July?
I wanted to beat the rush.
Quit being cute, Larkin. I've been watching you, roaming around with your video camera.
I think it was you who ruined Martin's speech and the evidence is on that tape you just mailed.
Not bad for a big man.
I did not. And besides, there's no way you can prove it.
Oh yeah? What if I get my hands on whatever you sent off?
I should remind you that once something is mailed, you can't touch it.
Tell that to your undertaker.
Hey, wait!
You can't let Biff see that tape!
Mush! I need your help!
Ah-ha! Now you're in for it, Larkin!
Huh? If I see you try that again, you're in trouble! Now get out of here!
You too!
Bummer. Better luck next time.
If I ever see that videotape and it has what I think it has on it, you're a goner!
Andy, you got a letter from the Calgary Documentary Film Festival.
Hm. Must be those tickets I ordered.
It's so nice that you're getting cultured.
Come on, hurry!
It's been accepted! Woo-hoo!
We did it! We got a brand new audience!
No more relying on the students at East Gackle for a laugh!
What else does the letter say?
Parts of the film will appear on...
...nationwide television advertisements promoting the festival...
...in the coming weeks.
Ooh. That means that your parents will see it and you won't get the bicycle.
That's not the worst of it. Biff's gonna see it, too!
I'm a goner.
No, no, no. You have to understand.
I am the creator of Andy Larkin, the World's Greatest Prankster...
...and it must not be aired!
Are you serious?
Are you really talking to the creator of Andy Larkin, the World's Greatest Prankster?
Dude! You rock!
That was, like, the best film ever!
And I assure you that I will take every precaution...
...to ensure that it will be seen by, like, the masses!
He hung up on me!
Uh-oh. There's only one thing left to do.
Move far, far away?
No. We've got to get that tape back.
It's a tough call, but I can live without the fame...
...and the bicycle.
If Biff sees my film on the commercial...
...we might not live at all.
Mush, can't you go any faster?
Relax. I know a shortcut.
We'll be there in no time.
Uh, any chance you guys could close your windows?
Yeah, dude. You gotta see this movie.
It's, like, chill, you know?
It shows a prank being pulled on this...
...like, really nerdy guy.
It's giving me the inspiration...
...to try to be a prankster myself.
Later, dude. Gotta go.
Got some visitors.
Yo, dudes. What can I, like, do for ya?
Uh, I'm the new cleaning boy...
...and this is my assistant.
Cool! You guys, like, clean and stuff?
Uh...
Uh, yeah.
Awesome!
Hey, dude. Do you have to be so thorough?
I'm merely making sure that everything is clean.
After all, dust can ruin a perfectly good cassette.
That tape, for example.
It looks filthy.
Well, that just happens to be the most awesome film I ever saw.
Really?
Yeah. It's got this great prank.
Hey, dude. Mind if I try something on ya?
Uh, what?
Oh, I can't tell ya that.
There has to be an element of...
Surprise!
Oh, hey!
Hey, dude.
That hair remover cream really works!
Whoa! I recognize you from the tape!
I don't believe it. Done in by my own prank.
What are you doing cleaning offices, man?
You should be in, like, Hollywood.
I'm, uh, researching a film.
Cool! Can I be in it?
Sure. I'll get my agent to get in touch with your agent, and we'll all do lunch.
Hey! Where you going with that tape?
I need to make some changes.
You can't change it!
You don't understand. If I don't get this tape back, I'm gonna be a goner.
And we don't want his parents to see it, either.
Would you not get off about my parents?
Sorry.
Hey!
Danny! Catch!
Got it!
Here!
No!
Chick, please.
Yes!
What's all the ruckus?
Oh, Mr. Hornbottom, it's tragic.
Andy Larkin, the world's greatest prankster tape, has been...destroyed.
Oh, relax. I had copies made.
Woo-hoo!
You look glum.
I take it your mom and dad saw the advertisement?
Yeah, they weren't too happy, but that's not why I'm depressed.
You're not getting the bike, right?
That goes without saying, but that's still not the reason I'm depressed.
Biff is still out for blood?
No.
No? I don't believe it.
The last time we saw him, he was ready to tear our heads off.
It seems that ever since my film was on TV, Martin has been elevated to star status.
And Biff is enjoying his role of celebrity bodyguard.
Ah, so that's it.
Well, you know what they say. Never work with animals and children.
It's not fair. For some reason, I've been pegged as the villain, and Martin is the hero.
Go figure. Well, look at the bright side. At least you're still alive.
But I did all the work, and Martin gets all the glory.
I never knew you had a Spanish side.
Neither did I.
It's so attractive.
Well, I know what my next project is gonna be.
What?
Learning Spanish.
It's a female than a male species.
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