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Quit moving, will ya?
Whoa! For the love of...
You know, they have products for this problem.
Thanks, partner.
No problem.
You just know this is gonna hurt, don't you?
And a one, and a two, and a...
How did you come to be in this sticky predicament anyway?
I'll give you two guesses.
Lick and leech.
Those doughheads need to be taught a lesson.
You mean along the same lines
that got you into this mess
and got you into this mess?
In the first place?
Such as tricking them into getting rabies shots?
Ouch!
It's nothing compared to what I have planned next.
And what's that, maestro?
Well, I really haven't thought of anything just yet,
but I assure you, it'll be good.
Because this time, it's personal.
Ow! What are you doing?
Just helping out.
I'd rather you didn't.
Ow. That hurt.
But, Mom...
But nothing, Missy.
You know the rules.
You broke your curfew.
But this is completely unfair.
Unfair or not, neither is really my concern.
You're grounded, young lady, until further notice.
Grounded?
Ooh, looks like my big sister's been very, very naughty.
I don't know how you put up with all her shenanigans, Mom.
I really don't.
I'm sorry.
But you can't groundwater me.
And why not?
Well, I...
Uh- I have to, uh, oh...
I know, I have activities to do for school.
Hundreds, as a matter of fact.
Nice try, dear.
But you're still grounded.
Come on, Mom.
You know I get stir-crazy if I can't leave the house for more than thirty minutes.
Right.
When you can't go, you go.
Right.
You're saints.
You're Giants?
Yeah.
And it's too bad, but that's the way it has to be.
This sucks.
Boiling molten lead. Nah, too retro.
Yeah, sure, Mush. I'll take the extra anchovies and onions. Sounds good.
Or a giant vat and three pygmies.
Who's on the phone?
Gotta go or we'll die.
How can I chat online if you two morons are tying up the phone line?
Hello? Geez.
Yeah, show a little pity, Danny.
Now that Jen is a prisoner in her own home,
yakking to her brainless friends is the only pleasure she's got left.
What would you know about it, freakoid? You don't have any friends.
What would I know about it?
I've been grounded more times than a second-hand toaster.
The difference between you and me is that there isn't a grounding that can hold me,
the world's greatest prankster, for more than five minutes.
Oh, and you think I'm going to take my grounding line down?
Of course. Unlike yours truly, you don't have the initiative and cunning to get out of it.
Oh, yeah!
Uh, yeah.
I bet you I can get out of the house before my grounding is up.
And if you do?
You get to do my laundry for a month.
Your laundry.
What's the matter, Worm Breath?
Having second thoughts?
No way. I'll take that bet.
But if I win, you do my laundry for a month.
That shouldn't be too much work, since you only change your underwear once a week.
Your sister is scary sometimes.
Maybe. But something she said has given me an idea.
I finally have a plan to get back at Lick and Leech.
A cunning plan?
Oh, yes. A cunning plan indeed.
Ooh. Still a little rashy.
Got some quarters, Danny?
Hmm.
Uh, here you go, Prank Meister.
But why are we using this phone?
I mean, beside the fact that your devil sister will eat my head off if she catches me on your phone again.
This is elementary stuff, Watson.
No call display.
That's the golden rule of prank calls, my friend.
Now stand back, Danny, and be amazed at the depths of stupidity.
Andrew Leech, come on down, you brain-dead numbskull.
Hello?
You're not gonna believe it, Andrew Leech, but you've just won tickets to see Hot n' Jammer.
Oh, my gosh! Oh, my gosh! Oh, my, you know, gosh!
What a maroon.
But you need to answer a skill-testing question, my friend.
Oh, yeah, sure.
I repeat.
What is your e-mail address?
My e-mail address, eh?
Oh, yeah, it's licketyleech at gackle.ca.
Oh, no, I'm so sorry, but that's the wrong answer.
Good luck next time.
I really thought that was, you know, my e-mail.
That's like beating dead fish in winter.
Cold, partner, real cold.
It's not my fault he's as thick as a pile of wet cotton.
Oh,ごめんなさい!
No, you don't need to be too cautious like I am.
You can get it too!
Get one, Crete.
One down, one to go.
Peter-lick...
Peter-lick, this is your lucky day!
We're about to give Lick and Leech exactly what they deserve, each other.
water upon a rose new man could you remind me of your master plan before i puke using my magma mail
we send these two dummies separate messages confessing an unrequited love from a secret
admirer right right i don't get it all we have to do is get the ball rolling then after those
buffoons get all hot and heavy they themselves take it from there oh just thinking lick and
leech will think that they're corresponding with some hot babes when in fact they're talking to
each other their heads will explode when they find out which they will but all in good time gotcha
but first we need a sweet sounding name a nom de plume as it were
aha got it sign the emails monkey bear i think that covers it sounds saccharine enough to me
the monkey has risen sir excellent let's roll
where are you off to uh i'm going over to terry's to study for a biology exam
i mean that's okay right
like it's for school hmm i suppose it's all right cool bye mom hi jen andy told me you wanted to see
me isn't that great terry's here now you can study upstairs in your own room
i couldn't believe it she sounded so hot
so did mine a 10 on the you know
rickter yeah yeah
i wonder which one of these babes his eyes for more yeah they must be from school
mine's probably checking out this you know killer bond right now
it's you isn't it i always knew you thought i was hot
hmm papa bear's just you know itching for his sweet monkey bear
playing you know hard to get i understand sweetie
yo baby wait up a sec yeah we wanna you know ask you something when a plan comes together like this
it makes me feel all warm and fuzzy inside but enough about that we still have some work to do
i know you're close monkey bear i can smell you
after all these years a hot babe you know what's me
it was just a matter of time my friend you couldn't keep us a you know secret forever
I bet my babes hotter than yours. No way
Freight so Joe
Mine's hotter. No
My daddy
You were right. They are getting hot and heavy. It's time to set those two up on a date with their mystery girls
Have to go to the store to pick up some magazines for a class project
Hmm. Well, no, right then if it's for a class project
I think those two should meet in a dark place. I think those two are already in a dark place
I mean like a cinema
Brilliant, okay, write some juicy hot stuff to those two bulkheads
But this time we kick it up a notch or two
Your manly forearms. Oh
Sweet smell of perspiration
Howdy lips and include the one flex tomorrow night aisle six seats three and five
Respectively gotcha
You're still the best
Was there ever any doubt?
We've located a fresh
Signal sir, I'm triangulating now your counterfeiting cheating manipulating days are soon to come to an abrupt end
My little monkey bear we will meet soon. I think lost the signal, sir
What's this a date tomorrow night, this is my first day
Hmm
How do you do that here's a practice with your brother so
Dad asked me to pick him up some chocolate at the corner store. He's allergic to chocolate
I I mean some chewing gum. He hates gum. It sticks to his dentures
I'm meant to say the newspaper. It was delivered this morning
mom my arms are getting tired
tired
Oh
What do you know clothes do make the cockroach
Perennials are the sure way to a woman's heart.
I thought that was, you know, roses.
Are you hearing this?
Smell the bouquet.
Very nice. Taggy, yet, you know, gentle.
I don't know about you, but this is going far better than I planned.
The bouquet is like all, you know, in the nose.
Am I seeing this right?
This is definitely going into my Hall of Pranks book.
And these pictures are definitely going to be posted on the web.
Nice touch.
Come on, we better hoof it.
We still have a little preparation to take care of for tonight's rendezvous, n'est-ce pas?
It's been hours since we heard anything from Monkey Bear, sir.
Patience!
Monkey Bear is out there somewhere.
I know, it's just that I have to, you know, I have to go.
Not yet, you don't. We're not finished until I say we're finished.
Cross your legs and keep looking, rookie.
I'm coming for you, Monkey Bear.
And I swear, nothing's going to stand in my way.
Nothing!
I thought you had that fixed!
Sorry, sir.
Oh, I can hardly contain myself.
I think I see one of our special guests now. Get ready.
Yes, sir.
Get a load of him.
He looks like a peacock out on parade.
I'll be right back.
Aisle six, seat five, right next to lickin' seat three.
Got the camera?
Right here.
How about a kiss, Monkey Bear?
Priceless.
You know...
What's going on?
This ain't good.
You!
Hi, guys.
Shoulda known you'd be behind this.
Nothing ever goes 100% to plan.
You're dead, Larkin.
D-E-D, dead!
Time to book, Denny boy.
I'll do that.
No!
Stupid notebook.
Crashing when I need it most.
Guess I'm just gonna have to use my weirdo brother's computer
to finish my online shopping.
What's this?
Monkey Bear?
A date at the cinema?
And he's got a date?
Tonight?
Hmm.
This is just too good to pass up.
Dear Monkey Bear.
Monkey Bear is active, sir.
We have a fix.
Monkey Bear is just around the corner.
I have you now, Monkey Bear.
Let's go, go, go, go!
It's time you boys got some learning into ya.
Mommy.
Wait, I've got pictures of all this.
You wouldn't want these to get out, would you?
What's a dead man gonna do with pictures?
Yeah.
Dead, you know.
Man.
Well, that could have gone a lot better.
You win some, you lose some.
By my calculations, you've lost so much, you owe.
Yeah.
Not only did they take our dignity, they took our camera.
Well, there goes our Lick and Leech lovey-dovey website.
Looks like they're headed to your house.
It does, doesn't it?
Do you have a secret admirer with a passion for pantsies you've been holding back on?
Come on, let's check this out.
What's going on?
Your sister here thought she could cheat and steal from the government of Canada.
Right, Monkey Bear?
Steal?
Monkey Bear?
We've had our eyes on her ever since she flooded the National Bank of Uzbekistan with counterfeit Canadian dollar coins.
Counterfeit Canadian dollar coins?
What are you talking about?
I thought they were uncounterfeitable.
Besides, who'd want to?
Did you have anything to do with this?
No, no, I didn't, I swear.
And for once, it's true.
Hmm.
No, Andy, I hate to say this, but you stink something fierce.
You'd better go take a shower.
Your father and I are off to Calgary to clear this mess up.
I feel kind of strange, Danny.
Why's that?
You have something stuck in your ear?
I can't believe my good luck.
I think you spent too long in that dumpster.
You're talking garbage.
Listen, first I prank Lick and Leech, and then I add Jen to the list without even planning it.
You know, the best pranks, I mean the absolute pinnacle of pranks, just fall into place like magic.
Like a gift from the gods of prankdom themselves.
Talk about serendipity.
You've got a point.
Ugh, I'm off to get disinfected before I start sprouting stuff.
Wow, Jen, who'd have guessed that you were a secret Uzbekistani counterfeiter?
Eh, that's life.
Hey, you don't seem to be too upset about all of this.
That's because, dear brother, I'm not.
How come?
Because I'm finally out of the house.
Two days before my grounding officially ends.
Remember to separate the whites and the colors.
And you'll find my dainties in the basket in my room.
No!
And I finally found you.
I love you, Waiter.
Zip it.
ZIP IT!
Fawkes kids.