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I have to be careful. I have very delicate skin.
But it could be worse. It might have been me out there.
Come on! How long does it take to mow a golf course?
Let me explain. It started a few days ago.
And our sports program is really hurting.
The poor kids think a medicine ball is a day job.
And that's the doctor's go-to.
Bummer. Tell me about it.
Well, the hole is very curvy, so the ball went that way.
No, I mean about extra funding for the school.
Shh! The mayor is focusing.
Nice shot, Henry!
Too bad the hole isn't 13 feet to the right.
Four!
He was the greatest caddie I ever had.
Oh, now what am I going to do?
The annual mayor's tournament is in a few days,
and I have a huge game against Mayor Sims.
If I don't beat him this year, he'll never let me live it down.
Well, if you need another caddie, I might have the perfect student for you.
Oh, I don't know. No one can replace my little Chester.
Don't worry. This kid is the next Mike Weir.
All right.
It's not like I have a choice.
I'll pass by the school later this week to meet him.
Aren't you getting a bit old for water balloons?
Maybe, but they're just so easy and effective.
Congratulations, Jervis.
And don't forget, Mayor Roth has to win this coming Saturday.
I won't let you down, sir.
Speaking of which, look who...
Who's here?
I'll be with you in a minute, Larkin.
You couldn't be in trouble, Jervis.
You're too squeaky for that.
I know. You're washing DeRosa's car because you finished licking his boots.
Go ahead. Be a Weisenheimer.
But seeing as you're curious, I'll tell you.
You're looking at Mayor Roth's new golf caddie.
Big deal.
Maybe not to you, Larkin,
but being the mayor's caddie will score me lots of points
in my upcoming political aspirations.
If that guy ever becomes mayor of East Gackle,
I'm moving to Medicine Hat.
I can't believe Jervis was actually bragging about being the mayor's caddie.
Just when I thought his head couldn't get any bigger.
Yeah, he really needs to come back down to Earth.
Foot!
And I suppose you're going to help him do that?
It's a burden, I know, but I, Andy Larkin,
the world's greatest prankster, can do it.
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Yea!
Ketchup?
You should try that on a hot dog sometime.
This week, I get my custom designed caddie outfit.
I'm going to look like a million bucks.
Yea, all green and wrinkled.
Jervis, you're the golf pro.
Do you think you could show me the proper golf swing for a nine iron?
Why, of course I can.
The key is swinging with your whole upper body.
Like so.
That was perfect.
Yes, I know.
Huh.
I re-read the Zen caddy
to prepare myself
for the next game.
I think this is the hardest thing
I've ever had to do in my life.
Is that a picture of your butt?
That's not my butt.
Ew.
So you have a picture of someone else's butt
in your locker?
May I remind you, Jervis,
you're messing with prankster numero uno.
That's it!
You're going down, Larkin!
Grrr!
This super pro itching powder
will make Andy pay
for my humiliation.
Jervis' caddy suit has arrived.
Great!
You finally brought my caddy suit.
I'm Jervis.
Yep, here you go.
Thanks.
Perfect.
I can't wait to see the look on Jervis' face.
I don't know.
Do you think it makes my butt look big?
I don't want to look.
Oh, give it here!
Gah!
That's it!
No more Mr. Nice Guy!
This caddy, it better be all you say he is, DeRosa.
Ah!
Principal DeRosa?
Mayor Roth?
Andy Larkin?
You're my new caddy?
Yeah, well, Principal DeRosa thought I would be perfect.
Larkin?
Where's Jervis?
Gah!
Yee-haw-haw!
This is the student you want as your caddy.
Mayor Roth?
So pleased to meet you, sir.
Are you sure?
He doesn't really look like caddy material.
He looks contagious.
It's true.
You probably wouldn't want to catch anything.
It is an election year, after all.
Shut up!
I am not contagious.
Ooh, a caddy with such a short temper?
Gee, I don't know about that.
Principal DeRosa, I can't afford to lose this game with Sims.
Andy is my new caddy.
Oh, I hope for your sake he's on his best behavior this time.
Yes!
Hey, Scratchy, if you need me, I'll be playing golf with the mayor.
Andy, in my office.
Now!
I'm calling your parents.
Andy, do you know anything about golf?
It's not the kind with the windmills and castles.
You know that, right?
Sure.
I know about golf.
You'd better, because the mayor has to win on Saturday.
And one more thing.
Pull any pranks, and you're expelled.
Andy, tell him you won't prank the mayor.
Yeah.
Tell him, or you'll be spending the summer up in Saskatchewan on your cousin Elwood's farm.
Not the farm!
All right, I promise.
No pranks.
No pranks, eh?
I'm stuck in a golf course all day with no pranking.
I feel my pulse slowing already.
Still, it beats wearing a straw hat and overalls next summer.
Good to see you, Sims.
But I've got to warn you, my handicap is 15.
15, eh?
Well, mine is 10.
Plus, my new caddy knows so much about golf, I should say 5.
Really?
I have to meet this wonder caddy.
Hey, it's Twichy.
Hmm.
Well, you can't use him.
He's from my town.
Yes, I can.
Besides, he wrote such a nice letter praising my fiscal planning and begging to be my caddy.
That I couldn't say no.
Fine.
Steal my constituents.
Keep your eye on my golf balls.
I think Sims has sticky fingers.
Oh, that's it.
Let's do this.
You don't stand a chance against me in golf.
Dude, we don't actually play.
We hand the clubs to the ones who do.
Jeez.
Huh.
Sẽm.
Huh.
Ah.
Incredible how much further my sure shot titanium clubs go, hey?
Oh!
You're right.
They really do go farther.
Andy, what is the meaning of this?
Beats me, sir. I don't even eat butter.
I told you, no funny stuff.
Now go clean these up.
Great.
Come on, eh?
The Massey Ferguson ain't no spring chicken.
Andy, don't use my towel.
Oh, go to the gift shop and get me another one.
And can you get me some more butter?
I seem to have run out.
Careful, Jervis.
They say butter's bad for you.
Jervis, where's my potter?
Coming, sir.
See you later, Melvin.
Poor guy really needs to work on his name calling.
Hmm.
Sorry.
That's okay.
I just spent two hours folding those.
No biggie.
Oh, goody.
More folding.
I hate my life.
If you shoot a hole in one, Roth, you'll only be seven shots back.
Andy, go get old Betsy.
It's time to get serious.
Betsy coming up, Mayor.
Let's go, Betsy.
Yeah!
What?
Are you in grade two?
Give me that.
This looks bad.
You broke old Betsy.
She was my lucky charm.
Some lucky charm.
His game can't get any worse.
Go clean out the pig pen.
Ah!
Don't even think about it!
I need a new club.
Oh, okay then.
You are a dead man.
Here you go, Mayor
And you're a klepto
You want it?
Go get it!
You are like the worst prankster ever
Huh?
You don't like my hat now?
We're not milking today
The vet's sick, eh?
So we'll be doing the checkups
Magnificent shot, sir
Andy, get me a six iron
Okay
If to roll...
If Rosa expects more funding, I'd better win this game
Understand, Larkin?
Perfectly
Good
Now get me another hat
Okay, Jervis
Welcome to the PGA of pranking
Step back!
Don't worry, all I need is a new hat
Fine
Get one and leave
What are these for?
You can use them to keep small things in
Like your brain
And these?
They're fridge magnets
Sweet!
Oh!
You look like the old men
These
That's what you have been looking for
Wait, why don't you stay and help premise?
Lord Ice, not fulfill my power
Jovi called you a little too angry
Looks like your handicap is gone up
This is all Larken's fault!
Lord Ice
Certainly the biased
What's he doing?
Mother Ume!
Or what, Mr. Barf?
Oink, Oink, Oink wrestlers!
Ha ha! Sucker! Advantage, Jervis.
Check, please.
If this was an election, I'd be winning by a landslide.
Ah. Here you are, Mr. Mayor. I think this should clinch the deal.
What the?
Nice shooting, Tex. Maybe next time you'll bag a deer.
There you go, Mayor.
Don't worry, Mr. Mayor. I'm on it.
Hey, Jervis. You look... tired.
Andy better not have anything to do with this.
I can't believe it. I'm five strokes ahead.
Four.
What is wrong with these balls?
That's right, Sims. Blame the balls.
Magnets. What's this all about, Jervis?
But I... but... I... I...
You're cheating. I knew it. You're cheating.
I am not.
Well?
I... I don't know what's going on. I swear I didn't do anything, except...
Except what?
What did you have him do? How dare you?
You're going down.
Seeing politicians at work is always so inspiring.
All right. Start talking.
I confess. It was Andy. I saw him.
I knew it.
Hey, before you find me guilty, take a look in Jervis' knapsack.
He planted the butter there.
I'm calling Cousin Elwood when we get home.
Wait a minute.
How do you know what he put in your bag if we haven't looked yet?
Uh...
We'll all be.
Andy, it looks like you've got some competition as a prankster.
I agree. Those first few pranks were lame,
but the magnetic golf balls was a stroke of genius.
Ha! That one wasn't mine. That one Andy did. Tell them.
It's true.
He did the lame ones.
Hey!
Well, then you're both going to pay the consequences.
Go easy on Andy there, DeRosa. He was just being a good caddy after all.
Ooh, uh, can I count on that extra funding, then?
Absolutely. You'll have a check first thing next fiscal year.
Great!
Uh, what? Huh?
What? Next year? What do you mean, next year?
You don't think I meant this year, do you, DeRosa?
The budget was spoken for months ago.
Yes. Well, thanks for your help.
I've got a four o'clock meeting to get to. Bye.
Jervis! Andy!
Time for your punishment.
Since your magnetic golf ball broke the tractor mower,
you're going to use this to mow the golf course.
Yes, sir.
Larkin, you're to stay here and make sure Jervis does a proper job,
no matter how long it takes.
Yes, sir.
Come on, put your back into it. Is that the fastest you can go?
I have a life to live over here.
You know, there's only so much iced tea a guy can drink.
Push, man, push.
Like I said, it could be worse.
Don't you close your eyes, a big surprise is coming
Andy's up to something
Could you visualize an organized trick
That you could not imagine, yeah
Hey, my name is Andy, everybody knows me
Worth it, it's Frank's turn, nobody's better
Hey, my name is Andy, everybody knows me
Worth it, it's Frank's turn, nobody's better
Hey, my name is Andy, everybody knows me
He's better la-la-la-la-la-la
Yeah, yeah, yeah
La-la-la-la-la-la