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I know, I'm sitting on the can
and there's toilet paper everywhere,
but this isn't what it looks like, honest.
Sometimes the biggest pranks
have the biggest consequences.
Okay,
who's the biggest prankster?
Who's the comedian?
Eight,
nine, ten.
Here it comes.
We're very disappointed with you, Andy.
Not only do your dad and I
get called into Principal DeRosa's office
on the last day of school...
What were you thinking,
putting a fish stick mosaic on the cafeteria wall?
Your pranking
has gotten way out of control lately.
You know,
while I was scrubbing the tartar sauce off the wall,
I realized this summer, it's time.
No, you can't send me to Boy Scout Summer School.
I'm too sensitive.
I'd never survive.
All that rubbing two sticks together
to make fire and tying knots.
Oh, please, no.
No, Andy, we're not sending you
to Boy Scout Summer School.
We think it's time.
You got a summer job.
Yeah.
So, the days of being a free-loading parasite
with a tapeworm are gone, eh?
No, no.
Oh, suck it up.
A job isn't that bad.
Besides, think of what you can do
with all the money you'll make.
This is great.
It's gonna be the summer of Andy.
Too bad you're a doofus with no skills or experience.
Ha!
That's what you think, spider-legs.
People will be dying to hire a young go-getter like me.
We just received a shipment of flypaper glue, Andy.
Why don't you put it in the storeroom?
Yes, sir.
You're fired!
Can I have a reference?
Yes, Mr. Prodman.
No, no, no, Mr. Prodman, no.
Yes.
Yes, I'll tell him.
Goodbye.
Does that weirdo ever come out of that room upstairs?
No, and you'd better hope he doesn't.
Now, this is very important.
Only two cups of popcorn kernels per batch.
Any more, and it will overflow.
Okay?
Okay.
Oh, right.
We have to
It was the Doritos.
Was it, Bee?
No, no, no.
Poppy ran fast.
Look what she did.
It worked out for you.
It's no use. I tried and tried, but...
Save it. The hardware store and the OnePlex already called.
Who are you going to prank next? The elderly?
Obviously, we need to keep a closer eye on you.
You will just have to get him a job at the paper plant.
No. It's impossible.
Well, don't look at us.
Jan and I will be too busy cleaning up East Gacko
for the Top Ten Most Beautiful Canadian Towns competition
to keep an eye on him.
Mom, I told you this summer was being devoted to the perfect tan.
And I told you I need extra hands this year.
West Moosehoof has made it into the Top Ten for the last two years,
and I'm not about to give their committee leader, Mrs. Brine,
the satisfaction of making it a hat trick.
Besides, I seem to recall a certain someone using the car without permission,
and it was either you helping me or being grounded for a month.
Fine.
What?
Whatever.
Well, I don't know why you're bothering.
It would take the complete annihilation of 3,000 other towns in Canada
for East Gacko to make it into the Top Ten.
Hey, I have an idea.
You're not getting out of finding a job for Andy down at the plant.
And you're wrong about East Gacko.
Once Jan and I have finished, you won't recognize it.
Right, Jan?
Yeah, yeah.
First thing tomorrow, I'll feel out the situation
or find a new job.
I'll find another job.
Hello?
Why, hello, Nurse Ponderatinum.
How are East Gacko's senior citizens today?
Watch out, Mrs. Brine.
We're about to wipe that smug look off your face.
Isn't this exciting?
Oh, yeah.
I'm so glad to be standing on the street with my mother
and not at the pool with my friends staring at hunky guys.
Great.
So, let's see what needs to be done.
Hmm.
A raccoon problem.
Look harder, Mother.
I think it was a rat with black eyes.
Well, we've sure got our work cut out for us.
Here you go.
Great.
Not only do I feel like I'm in prison, but I get to look like it, too.
Thanks, Warden.
Here's Jen's shampoo, hair spray, hair gel, and finally, hair conditioner.
And here's the glue, olive oil, orange dye, and salsa.
Ha, ha, ha.
And Jen's hair really could use some sprucing up.
Oh!
Dad!
It's done.
I got you a part-time job in the quality control department at the paper plant.
Hey!
I've got to go!
No!
I don't want to be a part-time worker.
You'll get a part-time job at the paper plant.
No, Dad!
No!
on the bright side, because all I see is this sucks big time.
Hmm.
Nothing starts off a productive day better than donuts.
You have to watch an orientation tape,
then I'll show you around.
Welcome to So You Want to Work in the Paper Industry.
Remember when they said that computers would totally
do away with paper products?
Well, they were wrong.
Newspaper isn't just used for the e-skackle cackle anymore.
It has many functions.
Try lining your worn shoes with computer chips.
And we need paper for envelopes.
They're for sending letters, storing loose change,
or a sample of your loved one's hair.
I'd like to see a PC do that.
Computers can't love.
Computers can't feel.
Eat your heart out, Mr. Gates.
So give paper a chance.
Now more than ever.
Ah!
What's this?
No.
It's paper.
Andy, you're too close.
Hop, hop, hop, hop, hop, hop, hop, hop.
It's all right.
He's a new employee.
Hop, hop, hop, hop, hop, hop, hop, hop.
Cool.
No one's allowed in there, Andy.
It's got more security than Celine Dion's shoe closet.
What's in there?
Gold or aliens?
Alien gold?
They're working on a new kind of toilet paper.
Top secret.
Oh, come on.
You can tell me.
Your own flesh and blood?
Oh, nothing can pry that information from my lips.
Dad!
Oh, all right.
They're experimenting with different sizes
of toilet paper rolls.
Rumor has it some are half a meter wide.
Why?
Well, I suppose it's because, I mean, people are, well,
when you think about it.
Oh, I don't know.
This is so degrading.
I'm pretty sure you're violating some child labor laws
by making me do this.
Mrs. Larkin, I'm glad we ran into you.
I want you to meet the judges of her upcoming competition,
Mr. and Mrs. Swift.
Oh, and this is their son, Blake.
Mrs. Larkin is the driving force
of the committee that is beautifying East Gackle.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, really.
It's a pleasure to...
Ahem.
This is my daughter, Jen.
I'm so happy to be beautifying East Gackle.
Ugh.
Moms, dads, I'm going to that cafe over there.
Bye.
It's so refreshing to meet a young girl
who is so willing to take the time to beautify her town.
Why, I was just saying...
Is, uh, Blake seeing anyone?
Ah!
Hmm.
And this is your station.
Okay, what do I do?
Is it completely blank?
Yes, it's blank.
That's your job.
Make sure all the paper is like that one.
That's it? Piece of cake.
I mean, paper.
Save the jokes for the canteen.
Now let's get to work.
Listen, Andy, I have a family to feed,
and I want to keep my job.
So, you know, no funny stuff.
Remember, you're here to keep your mind off pranking, okay?
I will make you proud, Dad.
I'll be the hardest worker at the plant.
Yeah?
What's the go?
Uh, soon.
Very soon.
Well, I'll stop you guys at my office.
Yeah,
and after work.
You guys,
don't Obviously don't come to my house.
Have fun, man.
I love it.
See you soon.
Bye.
What an early bird!
Emergency stop!
Youて!
Man, what a day
It's only been an hour?
Time for a break
Man, this job is more boring than the parliamentary debate channel
How am I going to keep myself awake?
They're working on a new kind of toilet paper
Rumor has it some are half a meter wide
About time, I could eat a horse
Remember, you're here to keep your mind off pranking, okay?
Yeah, right
Blake!
Over here!
Hi!
Ow!
Oh, smooth, Jen
Real smooth
Like I was saying, this is going to be the world's biggest toilet paper prank ever
We're going to TP Mr. E.G. outside City Hall?
Bigger
Principal DeRosa's house?
Bigger
What? What? The suspense is killing me
Sometimes it hits you
A once-in-a-lifetime plan
In the future, whenever you're in the house, you're going to be in the house
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Until we've seen everyone
I'm going toน
Now we have to get rid of them all
Operation mega roll
Security alert security alert an infiltrator has been caught on closed-circuit TV secretly testing our super absorbent triple-ply model number seven
Will security please advance to the men's bathroom on the second floor?
Rats
I just got a paper cut. I need you to the kitchen to emergency
These guys are good
There must be a way to get rid of those guys mmm baloney and macaroni
Where's white all clear come on now's our chance, but I haven't finished my shower
Oh
The TPX number two oh I can almost feel the immense cottony softness
That's the last shrub
How's that coming Jen? You know you've got to put it on all of the plants this dirt stinks
Can't we get some better smelling dirt? Oh?
Blake
Hello, mrs.
Larkin I
Really admire a woman who isn't afraid to get her hands dirty
How sweet your little girl is keeping busy by playing in the dirt actually that's manure
See ya hurry up Jen that manure won't spread itself
Oh
This place makes me have to go that might be a little too much information there Danny
Come on let's fire this baby up
size of paper square one meter by one meter not too big not too small length of roll four kilometers should do the trick
hold on to your perforation
you
As a boy I could only dream of a toilet paper roll this size
I have a question Almighty bathroom tissue creator
Exactly how you plan on getting this thing out of here. I'm way ahead of you Danny boy
right on time
You're kidding, right oh
Express delivery for King calm
I
I don't think the car is going to carry that role.
Don't worry, my baby is way stronger than it looks.
After it!
Hurry, it's getting away!
You're crazy, kids!
The Swifts have been in there with the Mayor for ages.
It's only been five minutes.
I hope we make the top ten.
Do you think we will, Al?
I hope nothing goes wrong.
Are you sure Andy is at the paper plant?
He's safe and sound at work.
This is your time to shine.
Hi, Blake.
There's this nature movie festival going on next week at the OnePlex.
And I thought maybe we could go together?
Why would I want to go to a movie with you?
You're just a kid.
I want to beautify East Gackle.
Boring!
Hey!
Pick that up!
Ooh, the little girl is mad!
Look at her angry little face!
I never thought I'd hear myself saying this, but...
Nice work, bro!
Hey!
What's up, tree hugger?
You look really...wiped out.
Apart from that day when Leech pulled his bottom lip right over his head,
that was the coolest thing I've ever seen.
Just as I thought.
One of ours.
You are in big trouble.
I am so upset!
You have toilet-papered my beautiful town and ruined everything!
Mrs. Larkin, I must say, I...
Well, please, let me explain.
That's not necessary, Mrs. Larkin.
How you achieve such a wonderful effect is of no importance.
It's the end result that counts.
What a remarkable idea.
Using the town's major industry to beautify the town itself.
It's a different story.
We've decided.
East Gackle will definitely make the top ten most beautiful Canadian towns list.
We were going to choose West Moosehoof again,
but your toilet-paper decorations cinched it.
I don't quite understand what's happened here,
but somehow you've come out of it smelling like roses.
Ugh!
But that doesn't mean you're not going to clean up the mess you made.
And this is the last prank you are going to pull.
Uh, not quite.
Special delivery!
It's not a magic game.
My name is Andy.
Everybody knows me.
One big scratch for nobody's better.
My name is Andy.
Everybody knows me.
One big scratch for nobody's better.
Na, na, na, na, na, na.
Hey, hey, hey, hey.
Na, na, na, na, na, na.
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
Yeah, you and Adam are great friends.
Yeah, ooh.
Will lock you in a basement.
Yeah, sound good.
And I'm going to load up a new toilet.
Donald?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
This is great.
My mom and comic forに unless,
this is now your mom's die hard way,
mind you,
get a note.
Yeah, I got a note.
Uh-oh.
No, no, nothing.
What's this?