We'll see you next time.
See you next time.
That makes the perfect guard.
You're opening the book too wide.
The spine will crack.
Yes, Miss Scorn.
A little more.
More.
There.
I told you.
Touch it one more time and story time is cancelled.
Don't even think about it.
Your saliva reacts with chemicals in the paper.
You don't want to damage the magazine, do you?
Do you?
Hmm?
Gross librarian lust.
Hi, hi.
Will you sign our petition?
It's for a fundraiser.
Hey!
Unless the Mounties are after you, just sign it.
Okay.
See you tomorrow.
Bye.
Bye, bye.
Bye, bye, bye.
Bye.
So, how many names do we have?
Including the last guy?
72.
This is going to be the easiest Students of the Year Award we've ever received.
Yeah, and those extra credits won't hurt either.
Hey, what's this?
Hmm, it looks like a list of names.
Ooh with a brain like that. I'm glad you're on our side
Har har. Hey, I know what this is. It's suggestions for your new name. Why not?
I mean Jen is so boring here. I've got a couple
Ugly dum-dum or how about bratty McRatty?
Idiot you're ruining our fundraiser
fundraiser
What for none of your beeswax jerk boy?
Let me guess fuzzy sweater day shots with water lippenstifte or the height. Yes, Tavis second tag
It's actually for bedwetting brother day, and you're the poster boy
Say you're sorry
Rip it and die. Ooh
Stand back Danny. You might cut yourself on her wit
moron
Skunk breath
a petition for a fundraiser
What for?
We haven't quite decided that yet
Hey, I have a suggestion we should talk about it in my office
There's something in the school that I've been meeting to get rid of for some time now
Why was he looking at me when he said get rid of surely you must be used to that by now
If DeRosa thinks it's gonna be that easy. He doesn't know Andy Larkin the world's greatest prankster very well. Come on
The Inuit children up north are in dire need of books your fundraiser would really help towards providing them with a mobile library
What do you think?
It sounds wonderful button
What in tarnation is that sounds like it's coming from the ventilator the janitor swore he got rid of it?
Oh, there's a raccoon problem
So DeRosa thinks he's gonna get rid of me a I'm a little too clever to let that happen
hi Beta Kappa to Andy Larkin
her brilliance in pranking
Sometimes even I amaze myself
Yes, sir
I hear him, too, Mr. DeRosa.
Oh, this time, those raccoons are dead meat.
Oops.
Hmm, which way?
As I was about to tell you, Mr. DeRosa,
I don't have anything to sell for the fundraiser yet.
Bingo.
I already have something in mind.
Pork and beans.
Pork and beans?
But where am I supposed to get pork and beans?
Try the kitchen.
There's 450 cans sitting there waiting for you.
That's your permission slip.
450 cans?
How come we have so much?
The cafeteria lady's eyesight isn't what it used to be.
The order form was for 50 cans,
but she misread it and ordered 500.
Don't worry, Mr. DeRosa.
I'll get rid of them for you.
They'll help raise
funds for the library.
Why raise funds for the library?
Beats me.
Ms. Scorn is a freak about her books.
They're all, like, brand-new.
But these pork and beans give me an idea
for a prize-winning prank.
I'm gonna make Jen's fundraiser
the most memorable ever.
Did you hear something?
It was this thing.
Smoke bomb!
Whoa!
Area monitor.
All exit ducts closed.
Come on, Gertrude.
We've got to get those rodents
at the only available exit, Sector L.
I think I see a light.
It's the way out.
Let's go.
Oh!
I can't wait to hear your excuse.
We've got raccoons.
Nobody move until we know where they are.
Please, Ms. Scorn, don't turn us in.
Over here!
I found the pests.
Hmm.
I'll see you on my way.
Ooh.
Huh?
These raccoons have gotten bigger since last time.
I should have known you'd be our resident raccoons.
You've both earned a detention.
You'll be spending a week, during lunch and after class,
with the janitor cleaning the school.
Have I mentioned that the janitor used to be a prison guard?
We can learn from even the smallest prank.
There are no small pranks, just small prankers.
Take that, Nietzsche.
Let's go.
Ahem.
Since you love your work so much, why don't you arrange them all by weight?
Huh? Look on the bright side. At least you're not Mr. Scorn.
Mr. Scorn? There is no Mr. Scorn.
You don't think anyone in their right mind would marry her, do you?
Why am I not surprised?
Janitor's office, here we come.
I'll teach you boys what it means to be all caught up in it.
You want a tango?
Well, you've found your partner right here.
You find something amusing, Larkin?
Uh-uh.
Well, just go ahead and laugh.
Because you're going to be scrubbing every bathroom in the school,
starting with the boys' locker room.
And when you're finished, I better be able to eat off it just like mine.
You eat off that? Ever hear of a plate?
Wow. It is clean, though.
Is that apple blossom?
Magnolia.
With toilet cleaning skills like that, your wife is a very lucky woman.
Unfortunately, I am without any feminine attention in my life.
I am a bachelor.
Now get out!
Get out!
Let's go.
These legumes smell weird.
Are you sure they're fresh?
Let me check the expiration date.
Well?
Where are those glasses?
Well?
Ah, yes. Here it is.
They're still good for another year.
Okay.
Let's put them all on Simmer.
The fundraiser has officially started.
Ugh. That was awful.
I think the girls' toilets are grosser than the boys'.
I am so sick of this.
We're going to be in detention for the rest of our lives if we don't get the janitor off our backs.
Man, this detention is killing me.
Ha!
It wouldn't be bad if he wasn't so miserable all the time.
Danny, did Bonwick say that Ms. Scorn isn't married?
Uh-huh.
And do I remember the janitor saying he doesn't have a wife?
You got it.
Are you thinking what I'm thinking?
That it's going to take weeks before my hands are supple again?
No. Love match!
Right. Love match.
Uh, that was my second guess.
Attention, students.
It's Pork and Beans Day.
It's time to go to bed.
I'm going to bed.
Make your way to the cafeteria.
Bring your money and appetites.
And we'll supply the maple syrup.
First things first.
Time to make Jen's fundraiser a resounding success.
Come on.
One vinegar and antacid fizz bomb, my little saboteur.
I tested one of these last night.
There was so much foam, the backyard looked like the Arctic.
The toilets don't stand a chance.
Done.
Let's move on.
According to my calculations, that's the last toilet in the school.
Come on.
I smell love in the air.
Is that what that is?
I don't know.
I immediately knew I would get something to eat…
Radio
I wonder what that is.
Say what?
That's the voted LAST ICE BALL.
Why are you interrupting me?
Where's the Monday?
The Monday of Wednesday.
Get습니까!
Of course I'm going to take your money, monkey boy!
Time for Operation Love Machine.
Ms. Scorn, I found out that there's a man standing in this very line that has so much in common with you, it's ridiculous.
Oh, really? Like what?
Well, you're both pretty old.
Oh!
Pierre Burton is not a lunch tray!
Strike one.
Reminds me of Winnipeg in the summer.
You like that, eh? Well, I heard that Ms. Scorn knows the recipe. You should go ask her for it.
I think I might.
Oh, no! The hot plate just blew a fuse!
Is there no attrition in the hot plate?
On my way!
Strike two.
Pork and bean mishap in aisle three!
I'm very sorry. I, uh, oh...
Don't worry about this, Ms. Scorn. I'll have it cleaned up in no time.
He hits it out of the park!
I hope you don't mind me saying, but you, you keep a very clean library.
And you do a great job on the floors. I, uh, I can even see myself in them sometimes.
Lucky floors.
I...
I never noticed before, but...
Your voice sounds just like a... like a...
That's enough! There will be no more fu...
Man, I gotta go!
Whoa! Out of my way!
Crack open a window.
Principal DeRosa, I just found my glasses and I have some bad news.
The best before date on those beans was two years ago.
They're rancid. What should we do?
Nothing! And keep quiet about it! The damage is done!
This prank just keeps on getting better!
Oh-ho-ho! The can's broken!
And better! And better!
Oh! Oh!
Oh, the toilets are coming!
I can't hold it much longer!
I gotta go. I gotta go!
Will someone please crack open a window?
Hey, take a look at Jen.
I would, but my eyes are watering.
I'm pleased to announce that Jen's fundraiser is officially a disaster.
Check, please.
Ah!
Jen, everybody wants their money back.
You gave us bad beans.
Bad beans block toilets and now everybody wants their money back?
This is a catastrophe and it's spelled A-N-D-Y.
Principal DeRosa?
If I ever find it,
I'll find out who!
It was Andy, and he bunged up the plumbing with this.
They're vinegar and anti-acid fizz bombs.
Andy Larkin!
I gotta see this!
Like I've always said, Danny, you can't go wrong with pork and beans.
I've never heard you say that.
Larkin!
Come here!
Uh-oh, we're busted!
Hey, Principal DeRosa, we were just, uh, uh, checking out the ducts.
Larkin, I've had it up to here with you.
This was the last straw.
You're expelled.
Brutal.
I'm sorry.
Brutal?
Not half as brutal as the Inuit kids not getting any books thanks to you screwing up my fundraiser.
What are you talking about?
The fundraiser was for the library.
A library for Inuit kids up north, not this one, dullard.
Who's that?
Come on, show yourself.
In spite of everything I've seen today, I can honestly say this is the grossest...
Mrs. DeRosa.
scorn janitor explain yourselves we're in love mr de rosa
in love why that's preposterous i beg to differ mr de rosa why should i not feel love's sweet
sting like everyone else why should the furnace be the only thing in the basement with a fire
burning in its belly and why must i only read of love in the romance section
why can't i experience it firsthand i'm gonna puke boys we'd like to thank you
yes if it wasn't for you we wouldn't have gotten together mr de rosa we're aware of
the predicament regarding the bathrooms it would be an honor if the students would use mine
thank you thank you providing you change your mind about expelling these two boys
no way i finally got larkin where i want him i'll ship in some porta potties if i have to uh
maybe we should check the expiration date on those cans because it wouldn't
be good if a principal knowingly gave students bad pork and beans now would it
i'm gonna explode
another satisfied customer
how much money have you raised enough for a mobile library full of books and with the repeat
customers we'll be able to buy microfiches fine but you're not getting away with this completely
and you can forget about the bean cans i've destroyed the evidence now there's still the
matter of all the foaming toilets a good thing the janitor can clean a mean bathroom that's just the
thing no one can find him or the janitor can clean a mean bathroom that's just the thing no one can
find him or the janitor can clean a mean bathroom that's just the thing no one can find him or the
man probably wants the homeless girls more mr scorn rumor has it that they're gone off to get hitched
so grab your buckets and brushes and get to work toilet boys
toilet boys
why
is
for something
like you arranged right now
for something you arranged right now
My name is Andy.
Everybody knows me.
Once big a scratcher, nobody's better.
My name is Andy.
Everybody knows me.
Once big a scratcher, nobody's better.
Fox Kids.